In the first monthly award of the new organization, The Douche-Baggers have given the award to Congressman Joe Wilson of South Carolina.
Moving quickly to establish the group after the combination of the T-Baggers & The Birthers, the new group was quick to applaud the Congressman on his outburst Wednesday night calling President Odama a liar.
The award statement reads: "We are proud that the representative from South Carolina once again proves that true patriots have to regularly shit on the tree of liberty."
Representative Wilson was welcomed to his home town with a parade complete with banners, marching bands, and a cheering crowd of former T-Baggers and Birthers. Beaming from atop a 1965 Plymouth convertible, Rep. wilson threw pork rinds to the cheering crowd and made a few remarks:
"Yes I called dObama a liar! but My Momma didn't raise no stupid kids."
A man in the crowd shouted out "Damn straight Joe" to which Rep wilson replied with a chuckle:
"Hey JR...better save that remark for the Governor....anyway I don't have nothing against Obama....the boy is doing as good as he can...but I'll tell you one thing...I ain't never goin' to turn this country over to commies, fascists, Jews, negroes, muslims, tofu lovers, the New York Times, or faggots! You can count on that"
Rep Wilson left the Town Square bandstamd to the playing of Dixie by the local VFW drum and bugle corp and the cheers of the crowd waving confederate flags. Local schools were given the day off to attend.
