LOS ANGELES - One of the five co-hosts of the View, Sherri Shepherd has just been nominated and won (hands down) the 2009 Biggest Liar Award.
Several months ago the 342 pound Shepherd made a promise to the audience that she would slim down and get her great big girl self into a bathing suit.
Well, the 42-year-old definitely paraded her swimsuit-clad body out in front of the View's studio audience and millions of home viewers.
But holy humongousosity! Whoa Nellie! And quick kids look away from the TV screen! The gal of color (black) pranced up and down the stage runway in a pink and black one piece swimsuit acting like she was some skinny ass French model who stands 5 foot 10 and weighs 102 pounds.
Barbara Walters, the head host and executive producer of the show should be fined, sanctioned, and threatened with arrest for allowing that TV carnival sideshow spectacle to have occurred.
The very reputable television publication TV Clicker World is reporting that the phone lines at the studio where the View is filmed lit up like a Christmas tree.
The show's producer said that in the short span of 30 minutes they had received over 19,000 calls from irate people saying that they did not appreciate the View putting that gigantic tub of l*rd up on the screen while they were trying to have lunch.
Several home viewers reportedly had to be driven to the hospital since they became horribly sick. Others started screaming and running out of their homes, apartments, and trailers.
A spokesperson for the View apologized and said that it would never happen again. But the thing that really irritated the viewers was when Ms. Shephred had the nerve and audacity to say that she was now a size 6.
One viewer, Kenosha Aretha Cindertree from Detroit said that she watched the display of tonnage that Shepherd put on and when she heard her say that she was a size 6 she threw up the ravioli and fettuccine Alfredo that she had just eaten.
Cindertree said that Shepherd is no size 6. She said that she has seen women who are size 6 like her cousin Dondreesha Bickerson and her sister-in-law LaFoonda Herzog, and Shepherd is no size 6. She then added, a size 16, uh huh, but no size 6.
Kenosha remarked that she had no idea why in the world the fat-bu*ted sista would go around lying her [N-WORD DELETED BY EDITOR] ass off before millions of people like she did.
She laughed and said, "For goodness sake you ain'ts never seen them fat-bu*ted white girls, Kirstie Alley, Wynonna Judd, or Camryn Manheim going around lying their kazoo's off and telling peoples that they are a size 6. Hell white folks would pelt them with marshmallows, Twinkies, and trail mix.
Barbara Walters was asked for a comment and she refused saying that she was just as shocked as everyone else. She did say that she whispered to Joy Behar that she hoped that Sherri did not sneeze because with her cantaloupes she could sure put some hurt on some of the audience members sitting in the first row.
SIDENOTE: When Sherri was shown a video of herself in her swimsuit her mouth fell open and she shouted, "Damn, I looks like a black Kristina Alligator
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Sherri meant to say Kirstie Alley, of course.]
