"Strolling Bone" Ron Wood wins lifetime award "Best demented Rocker ever"

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

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Voodoo zombie, Keith Richards, is living his 25th life, is demented and immortal!

After pipping his mates Keith and Mick narrowly for the award as "Best Demented Rocker Ever" Ron knew fuck all about it!

Mick and Keith along with other ancient rockers, Pete Townsend, Robert Plant, Sir Paul, Ozzy Osbourne, etc, were all at the ceremony and failed to clap as the announcement was made, they were being fed by their nurses at the time.

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, other "Strolling Bones" were rolled up onto the stage wearing their nappies and bibs, the ancient crowd exploded as a trail of pee followed Micks wheelchair, he smiled and clapped, poor old thing!

Ron, also in his chair received the award from Pete Townsend who asked, "what the fuck am I doing here, I have paedophile websites to patrol!!"

Ron, smiled, asked for his dummy (not the blonde Bimbo he just got hooked up with), sucked on it and smiled, bless him!

When asked if the "Strolling Bones" were going on tour again he replied, "over Keith's dead fucking body!"

In other words never, Keith Richard is presently living his 25th life, is a voodoo Zombie and immortal!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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