Ashley Cole has done it again! Always a threat around the box, Cole arrived late and he really doesn't miss from there. This brings his career tally to 100, placing him comfortably ahead of team mates John Terry, Frank Lampard and Joe Cole (no relati...
Chelsea and England full-back Ashley Cole was today left in a critical credibility struggle as certain unscrupulous publications ran raunchy text pictures allegedly sent to a glamour model, which depicted a headless man in his underpants posing in fr...
The pressure was piling up on 5'3" tall Cheryl Cole to give errant husband Ashley the elbow over the weekend, as reports surfaced that the hobbled Chelsea full-back has been sending explicit pictures of himself to more than just one boob-flashing gla...
Chelsea and England Footballer, Ashley Cole, is set to reveal all by appearing as a guest on The Jeremy Kyle Show,ITV has confirmed. Source's have claimed that the reason behind Ashley's shocking choice to appear on the show,is to prove to his wif...
London - (Naked Ass Mess): "I mean, what kinda straight guy has a Brazilian if he can help it?" luscious 28 year-old glamour model Sonia Wild said today. "Sure, he looks cute - in a Freddie Mercury kinda way," Wild added, "but guys don't get waxed...
Chelsea left back Ashley Cole today denied that he has had a botox injection. Fans at Stamford Bridge first began to suspect that he may have indulged in a spot of Botox therapy when he bent over to tie his bootlaces. "His arse was fucking enormous!"...
The wife of a famously belligerent celebrity footballer, who also happens to be a talent show judge (height 5'3" hair extensions and talented mime artiste) has informed her bone-headed hubby that she won't put her wedding ring back on until hubby adm...
Hot on the heels of personal revelations pertaining to the sex life of Aussie actress Nicole Kidman, I decided that I'd better run a follow up story pretty quickly to capitalise on the abject failure of the last one. So I asked X-Factor judge, Gir...
Geordie warbler Cheryl Cole is becoming heartily sick and tired of reading ridiculous stories about herself. Cole, 26 or so, has been claimed to have done virtually everything under the sun, from appearing nude to swinging off Blackpool Tower riding...
England left back Ashley Cole has been accused of miming during his last performance at Wembley. It is claimed that he was not really taking part in the match, but was pretending to make tackles and runs down the left flank, Cole denied the allega...
Ashley Cole was celebrating last night as it was announced that he had just won a major new sponsorship deal. The news followed the announcement that his wife, Cheryl, was to be the new face of L'Oreal. Ashley Cole has been chosen to advertise Tr...
Distraught fans of the the best and only club in the world "Newcastle United FC" are planning a surprise event at Sir bobby's funeral! Fervant NUFC Fan Willie Wiggins from Ponteland came up with the wizard idea in a bid to make fans feel better an...
Ashley Cole is set to renew the signing of his contract at a lavish ceremony in Dubai. His agent, Phil Yerboots, said "I can confirm that Ashley is seeking to show how strong his commitment to his wallet is. By renewing the signing of his contract he...
Troubled Chelsea and England defender Ashley Cole has been arrested again after violence flared at a pet shop in Esher on Monday morning. Police were called to Val's Pet Emporium near the High Street after Cole took offence to comments made by an...
There was trouble in west London in the early hours of this morning, when a man answering the description of 'Cole' was arrested after an incident in a bar in South Kensington. George Cole, 83, was apprehended by officers from the Metropolitan pol...
Chelsea and England Footballer Cheryl Cole was arrested today following an attempt to scale Mount Kilimanjaro in a charity stunt for Comic Relief. Cheryl, who is married to West Ham striker Carlton Cole is alleged to have become abusive to police af...
Problems in the capital this morning, as Chelsea and England defender Ashley Cole, the husband of the Britain's Got Talent judge, Cheryl Cole, was arrested by police and charged with being Ashley Cole. Police raided west London's Collection Bar &a...
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