Cheryl Cole Is Sick And Tired Of Cheryl Cole Stories

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Friday, 30 October 2009


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Geordie warbler Cheryl Cole is becoming heartily sick and tired of reading ridiculous stories about herself. Cole, 26 or so, has been claimed to have done virtually everything under the sun, from appearing nude to swinging off Blackpool Tower riding a donkey all across the internet, and in just about every newspaper and magazine ever published.

The X-Factor judge told us:

"It's just not reet canny lad. What really pisses us off murst is that the stories, murst of em anyway, is aall baaalls. The truth is, I'm sick to death of these stories. Am just a regular Geordie lass what likes to gan on the toon of a Freyder Neet wi' me mates and get a few doon us. Am not really inter this fame thing. For aall I care, the papparazzi an the hacks and that can haddaway an shite."

Husband Cashley nodded in agreement.

"Aye. Haddaway and shite. And that," he told us. Even though he isn't a Geordie.

More as we get it.

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