Ashley Cole To Appear On The Jeremy Kyle Show

Funny story written by Qwerty123

Friday, 12 February 2010

Chelsea and England Footballer, Ashley Cole, is set to reveal all by appearing as a guest on The Jeremy Kyle Show,ITV has confirmed.

Source's have claimed that the reason behind Ashley's shocking choice to appear on the show,is to prove to his wife, Girls Aloud Singer and ZZZ-Factor Judge,Cheryl,that he did not sleep with a blow-up doll.

The recent allegations against the Footballer,was that he was caught in bed with the doll,whilst staying at a sleazy motel in the red light district of London. They were made by a transsexual stripper,Miss Boom Boom Nuts.

Fellow Team-mate John Terry, said he was disgusted at the fact Ashley would stay in a motel that is so expensive and lacking any good women.

Ashley however has sworn his innocence and intends to prove it to Cheryl,by giving his side of the story and a lie detecter test on national television.

ITV also announced that host Jeremy is thrilled at the opportunity to make Cole squirm under the spotlight,"Jeremy was jumping with joy when he heard that Ashley Cole was coming on the show. He betted that this would be a truly chavtastic episode".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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