After decades of the rest of the world poking fun at the citizens of the United States of America, for no particular reason except to have a cheap laugh at the world's permanent failures, the International Olympic Committee today announced that a new...
With the economy in the tank, and bad news mounting up every day, more and more dead people are choosing to be re-incarnated as animals, a study by the United States Census Bureau reports. The study contained in the report. "What Dead People Do",...
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - In a true crime story that proves that some crooks are too stupid to live, the FBI arrested Jarell Paul Arnold, 34, of Anchorage after he allegedly robbed a bank after giving the teller his account number, and photo ID. Bank of...
Americans avoided fighting in two World Wars, and weren't even seen as fighters of any importance by the Germans when Americans finally turned up at the end of both Canadians fought from first to last in two World Wars, and were highly respected by their German opponents as fighters in both Americans were conned into WW1 by Churchill ordering the Royal Navy to sink The Lusitania in 1917 C...
An investigative journalist Steven Holmes has made the incredible claim that people are being kept under control and poisoned by sodium fluoride which he says has been historically used as a tool to oppress populations. Steven went further and sai...
WASHINGTON DC (AP Newsliar) - A Pew Research Center poll of current U.S. presidents reveals that the approval rating of American voters has plummeted from 100% in January, 2009 to 0% in July, showing that sitting U.S. presidents now overwhelmingly St...
Canadians and Americans share a chunk of the northern American continent, they may look alike, and may at times also sound alike, but their similarities end there. GUNS 1,200 Canadians are killed by guns per year 33,000 Americans are killed by g…
Questions have been raised today in Spoofland regarding the disproportionate treatment of African-Americans by the law. The reasons for this cultural trend are principally based on the fact that African-Americans tend to commit more crimes than an...
Washington DC: The Obama Administration has exhausted most of the "low hanging fruit" of rich Americans to pay for the Stimulus Package, TARP, Health Care Reform and Cap and Trade programs. Prior to any new round of socialist legislation being en...
An unnamed man died mondaynight after spending 11 hours in the sun in Green Park, central London. According to friends he was working on his tan. The man, said to be in his late sixties, drank very little water because he disliked public toilets. He...
Joe came up with the idea but all three Jonas brothers donned old clothes and went to an unnamed city and posed as street people to see how they were treated. "We're thinking about doing a serious movie, including some different music we've practi...
HOLLYWOOD, CA - American actor Billy Killadeen was found dead in his hotel room in Bangkok, Thailand today according to a report by Thai police. Though his career as an actor began in the mid-60's, Killadeen became popular in the 70's for his wo...
The world was reeling today, though not rocking, as the United States of America finally found a people they could defeat in a war. The Leeward Islands - population 144, industries: sunbathing and swimming, language: vague, vegetation:marijuana, s...
Last Monday President Obama announced his views on the cost of maintaining welfare and social security for the elderly and mentally infirm. The President gave a moving speech on the values of there wisdom and experience and why such programs had...
Call him A-Fraud, A-Roid or A-Hole, the newest latest version of the New York Yankees, the best third place team money can buy, couldn't wait for the return of their All-Star Third baseman. Even with his newly revealed steroid baggage and a hip i...
Anti Abortion forces declared victory in the battle to take away women's control over their fertility once they have had s penis in them. In both the Pew and Yew surveys a majority of US residents sais that they do not like dying...theirs or anyone e...
The National Informer has completed a survey that shows that the average American's vocabulary is somewhere between that of former president George W. Bush and Koko the signing gorilla. In what's called the "Dumbing down of America", the words use...
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