Poison to the people

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 28 July 2009

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Fluoride is a deadly toxic poison

An investigative journalist Steven Holmes has made the incredible claim that people are being kept under control and poisoned by sodium fluoride which he says has been historically used as a tool to oppress populations.

Steven went further and said that Fluoride is a deadly poison yet people are brainwashed in to believing the myth that it is needed to protect teeth.

The truth is that multi millions are being made by modern industry from fluoride. It is in the tap water in the USA and this helps keep people docile but did you know that it is also one of the ingredients in Prozac, Sarin Nerve gas and is the primary ingredient in Rat Poison. So every time you clean your teeth you might as well use Rat Poison.

Cancer rates in humans are so high because people are being poisoned yet they are so brainwashed most of them are going to continue to take this toxic poison.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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