Call him A-Fraud, A-Roid or A-Hole, the newest latest version of the New York Yankees, the best third place team money can buy, couldn't wait for the return of their All-Star Third baseman.
Even with his newly revealed steroid baggage and a hip injury consistent with hormone hyping, the two hundred million dollar babies in the Bronx longed for Alex's return.
True secretly many hoped he would leave his MILF Madonna obsession behind along with his ego and his juice needle. None even suspected that the Yankee Jipper would show back up with a new addiction.
In a photo op arranged by Rodriguez's agent, Alex's return to the once great champion baseball team showed him doing the breast stroke across the Hudson River while posed on the back of movie star Kate Hudson.
