Rather than wait for the ash to clear, one British airline has shipped its entire airplanes, loaded with cargo, on container ships. During the Icelandic ash trauma several cargo airplanes were stranded in Amsterdam destined for the Middle East.
The heads of major airlines across the globe were united in their attack on the European air safety chiefs, as "not making money" finally overcame their initial cautious response to the cloud of volcanic ash. Wee Willie Walsh, one time leprechaun...
SimpleJet the well known airline say it is not easy to smuggle dead relatives on board their airlines. This comes after two women were arrested at Liverpool's John Lennon Airport, trying to get a dead relative on board a flight to Berlin. SimpleJ...
Washington DC: The new Barack Obama International Airport finally opened right downtown, a stone's throw from the White House, 12 years after construction started. Progressive Democrats (loony left liberal members of Congress) commencing in 2010...
In the latest update to the long running dispute involving British Airways and BA Cabin Crew it has been announced tonight that striking staff plan to implement two weeks of untold misery to the traveling public by actually turning up for work. In...
A mystery child was allowed to direct jets at one of the busiest airports on the planet, as his dad took an afternoon nap! On the 17th of Feb surprised pilots listening to instructions from the tower followed the following instructions: GOO-GAA...
Not so well known British airline company Brutish Airways today announced cost saving measures to try and shore up the ailing company's finances until they go bust allowing Ryanair to take them over later this year. "We had a brainstorming session...
(Tokyo-Japan) All Nippon Airways, ANA, will introduce women-only lavatories on its international routes starting next week. In a statement released by the airline, the gender based lavatories were not a result of "any specific complaints. It was...
A well known Airline are to change their name to Brutish Airways after the appalling treatment of their staff. Some staff have been suspended and others are speaking out claiming Brutish Airways are like the Gestapo and are bullying and harassing...
PARIS - Air France has issued a directive instructing all of their ticket agents to charge obese passengers for two seats. When asked what constitutes being 'obese' a representative for Air France replied that they have been instructed to look fo...
A female pilot for a well known major airline that's always in the news turned up at Glasgow Airport today to pilot flight number 666 from Glasgow to Dubai the only problem she was wearing a Burka (A full length garment worn by Muslim women that cove...
USB Airways - is offering unbelievably low prices on round trip airfares to beaches within the United States during the month of February. "February is the month for lovers" says USB spoke person Julia Lovelace. USB Airways wants to take advant...
Following poor financial results for the company in 2009, and after announcements that service routes will be trimmed back in 2010, a Japanese airline will be bumping up the perks in order to stimulate business on trans-continental flights. In add...
Following up their success with charging fees for carryone baggage, airlines will be imposing fees on passengers wearing hats. "It's a logical development," said a spokesman Art Farly of the Airline Fee Increase institute. "People who will pay $20...
TIMBUKTU, Mali - In early 2008, an official at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security sent a report to his superiors detailing the most significant development in aircraft usage since 2001: al Qaeda has been operating a rogue aviation network. Fran...
Flying by Air for more than a one day trip? If so, then you are like most travelers and have baggage to take with you. Checked or Carry-On, slithery bean counting profiteers along with Steamy TSA Agents behind the airlines counters are saying Cha C...
Japanese carrier All Nippon Airways (ANA) is asking passengers to relieve themselves before boarding its aircraft to reduce weight and thus lower fuel consumption. "A typical human bladder holds up to a liter of liquid and weighs 2.2 pounds," sai...
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