Lady Nips Only in Airplane Bathroom

Funny story written by Ed E. Druckman

Saturday, 27 February 2010

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(Tokyo-Japan) All Nippon Airways, ANA, will introduce women-only lavatories on its international routes starting next week.

In a statement released by the airline, the gender based lavatories were not a result of "any specific complaints. It was just more a matter of general preference," according to ANA spokesman Justin C. Massey.

One women-only lavatory will be in the rear section of the passenger cabin. It will have a pink version of the universal sign for ladies' room to let male travelers know to look for another option.

ANA said there will be certain exceptions, if there are a fewer female flyers, for safety reasons or if there is a rush to join the mile high club.

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