A mystery child was allowed to direct jets at one of the busiest airports on the planet, as his dad took an afternoon nap!
On the 17th of Feb surprised pilots listening to instructions from the tower followed the following instructions:
GOO-GAA-BA-BA
Directed at an El AL pilot heading for Tel Aviv, he followed the instructions and just avoided a near miss with an Iranian Airlines jet landing at Miami carrying Muslim VIP High Priests on a freebee to Disneyland paid for by Obama!
A Virgin Airways pilot also picked up the following instructions from the child whilst attempting to land:
AH-DOO-DA-DAH
The Virgin pilot immediately thought it meant abandon landing, he did a U turn and nearly hit a passing Ryanair plane, listening to the same message who had lost it's way whilst trying to find Dublin Airport and was loaded with pissed-up Paddies who refused to pay for the bog!
After a couple of minutes the panic increased as the sounds of Postman Pat songs started to enter the cockpits, the child plugged in his MP3 to the main transmitter.
The airport ground to a halt as the child was removed and his final message was: BEE-BOO-BEE-DOO-OOO!
His dad was fired on the spot and the child was recommended, when older, for a job in the tower, they said he mastered the microphone like a true PRO!
