A female pilot for a well known major airline that's always in the news turned up at Glasgow Airport today to pilot flight number 666 from Glasgow to Dubai the only problem she was wearing a Burka (A full length garment worn by Muslim women that covers the whole of the head except the eyes).
Most of the passengers were boarded when whispers started circulating on the plane that the pilot was wearing a burka.
Then one of these loudmouth passengers shouted out "The pilots wearing a burger why is the pilot wearing a feckin burger" His friend replied "Not a burger a burka that thing muslims wear when all you can see is their eyes"
Next thing you know there was uproar as passengers stampeded and fled from the plane quicker than Usain Bolt winning the 100 metres.
