WASHINGTON DC - Although "candidate and job discussions" from the White House to Andrew Romanoff and Congressman Sestak have not been raised to the level of "chargeable criminal offenses," the impropriety of Obama administration officials is CERTAINL...
CARIBOU, Maine - Long time radio and TV political commentator, raconteur, ranter, and raver Rush Limbaugh was in Caribou speaking to a gathering of the town's Republicans For A Richer America. He told the crowd of 17 that he has decided to get hitche...
A well known public figure who has been found stealing from the till has astounded his friends and colleagues by claiming that he only did it to avoid being outed as a homosexual. Looking pathetic, he said "I didn't really think of it as stealing...
Just hours after Obama told the world he was' in charge from day one' concerning the Gulf Oil Spill, and 'the buck stops here', he was forced to concede impotency when it was announced despite his efforts to 'be on top of things' he was unable to plu...
John Brennan, Obama's top counter-terrorism adviser, called jihad a "legitimate tenet of Islam," and further argued the term "jihadists" should not be used to describe the jihadists that are America's enemies. At Center for Strategic and Internat...
WEST BLOOMFIELD TOWNSHIP, MI - Local insane man Lyle Steavey was elected to the United States Congress today to represent Michigan's 9th Congressional District. Mr. Steavey has been confined to a mental institution since August 2004. With anti-Wa...
Research scientists working at the Advanced Political Institute of Theory (APIT), have broken new ground in the field of female armpit hair as it relates to political power. At the moment, no one in the mainstream media knows for certain if E...
Hicksville, USA - "You put him out there, now you reel him in, and fast," said Senator John Bohner (R-Ohio), who surprised everyone with his sudden outrage directed at this young, Strom Thurmond-esque uber conservative known as Rand Paul, "or I'll ma...
UNITED NATIONS - Arizona, one of America's 50 states, has been sternly criticized for its recent human-rights policies, with Mexico and China receiving the most media attention as they gave scathing condemnation. President Felipe Caldero, Mexico:...
Political history may be made this evening as former political adversaries, The British Nutter Party and The Greens, are to form a power sharing alliance. Political commentator and out of work plumber Kevin Gouda of Rotherham broke the news after...
London - (Bankrupt Mess): With Treasury coffers groaning under a mountain of Labour IOUs the International Monetary Fund official is widely predicted to take over the running of the UK from next Monday. Five days of machiavellian whorsetrading bew...
London - (Blind-Leading-The-Blind-Mess): Hoodwinked UK voters were subjected to the nauseating sight of the three pathetic wannabes strutting opportunistically around the Cenotaph today. The VE Day commemoration was led by Pretender to the Throne...
Former US Nuclear Energy Secretary, James Schlesinger, became the first person to end up as a court-yard light post. Mr Schlesinger, who died suddenly last week, had strongly advocated the harnessing of human radiation sources, and had made prior...
As the U.S. finally begins to show signs of economic recovery - after 8 years with the nation's first Master of Business Administration at the helm - rich guys everywhere, hoping for a mid-term election upset, have begun pandering to America's largest voting bloc: Less privileged whites, including uneducated rural Christians, homophobic rednecks, trailer park trash, even racist bigots who wear the...
WASHINGTON, DC - In response to years of Federal authorities ignoring illegal immigration problems in Arizona, Governor Brewer signed a law making the violation of Federal Law (illegal entry into the United States) into an offense which is enforceabl...
In a breaking political scandal, observors are betting that the Chicago Politics that lofted Barry Obamsky to the Presidency, could be the same culture of corruption that exposes the entire Chicago Regime in Washington as a professional 'crime famil...
Not to be outdone by Sarah Palin, the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, has announced that she wants her own US TV series. According to Reuters, she said to reporters, that she wants to enter into the political debate over the state of American societ...
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