IMF CEO Dominique Strauss-Kahn to be next UK prime minister

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Tuesday, 11 May 2010

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London - (Bankrupt Mess): With Treasury coffers groaning under a mountain of Labour IOUs the International Monetary Fund official is widely predicted to take over the running of the UK from next Monday.

Five days of machiavellian whorsetrading bewteen Tory, Lib Dem and Labour officials have done nothing to stem market turmoil as Britain plunges ever deeper into full-flung bankruptcy.

With little prospect of any coalition government before the Bank of England's depeleted uranium, er...reserves! - go down the pan Mr Strauss-Kahn may exercise his IMF authority as official insolvency trustee and take over the running of the country.

Last year an IMF internal affairs investigation board probed the French-born economist following serious sex allegations.

In 2008 he was officially cleared of 'serious errors of judgement, harassment, favoritism and abuse of power' following his much reported one night stand with Hungarian official Piroska Nagy.

IMF detractors maintain he is still a dead-ringer for Bernard 'Ponzi Scammer' Madoff's long=lost secret twin brother.

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