London - (Blind-Leading-The-Blind-Mess): Hoodwinked UK voters were subjected to the nauseating sight of the three pathetic wannabes strutting opportunistically around the Cenotaph today.
The VE Day commemoration was led by Pretender to the Throne Charles Windsor for whom any chance to dress up - preferably in kinky female clothing but whaddahell! - is an exercise in majesty.
First PM-in-waiting Gorgon Brown looked horribly loathsome as ever as 2,000 veterans, military personnel, foreign envoys, religion peddlers and run of the mill political bloodsuckers watched the spectacle.
Next to lay a wreath was smug anus-faced bastard David Cameron for whom no act of blatant sycophancy has ever been too great in the slimy ascent up the Establishment ladder.
Then finally Nick Clegg, brazen nuclear disarmament-peddling tosspot son of Camilla, Duchess of Pornwall, presented his own tribute to self-promoting opportunity.
"Could have been a lot worse, of course," one World War II veteran commented.
"Could have been that bloody Blair and his gargoyle wife salivating at the spoils of free publicity!"
The Mosely family is up to its neck in the Bin Laden business.
