Blago Is Back Says "Barry is Toast!" Obama May Be Forced to Take 5th In Widening Scandal!

Written by Morse

Friday, 23 April 2010

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Blago Gets Set to Lower the Hammer on Barry in Court: Pres Takes the Fifth?

In a breaking political scandal, observors are betting that the Chicago Politics that lofted Barry Obamsky to the Presidency, could be the same culture of corruption that exposes the entire Chicago Regime in Washington as a professional 'crime family."

The unlikely catalyst for the exposure appears to be in the form of disgraced Democratic former governor Rod Blagojevich who was indicted on federal charges of fraud and corruption in 2008.

One of the charges leading to his arrest stems from allegations he attempted to benefit from appointing Obamsky's Senate replacement by selling the seat to the highest bidder. A charge he denies saying it "never would have entered my mind if Rahm Emanuel and Barry hadn't suggested it to me!"

Blago's lawyers have requested that the president testify under oath regarding his veiled and not so veiled suggestions to have Blago appoint long time friend, left wing advocate, and now senior advisor Valerie Jarrett to the Senate Seat in exchange for a lucrative no show position with the SEIU Union.

Jarrett, a long time mover in Chicago Politics, and one of the city's biggest players in government subsidized slum apartments, including ownership in a failed complex that would have been razed for the ill advised money grab scheme to host the 2016 Olympics, is said to be the last word heard before the Obamsky's make any personal or presidential decision.

Critics have also noted that Jarrett and Blago also use the same hair stylist, a fact that has not gone unnoticed by some still uncorrupted Justice Department Officials. Jarrett, who is black, looks white, and Blago who is white, recently said he is 'blacker than Barrack', both wear the same 60's style haircuts made popular by the Beetles.

Blago attorneys say they have a long list of e-mails, taped phone conversations and memos that go back a long way detailing the every day corrupt practices involved in Illinois, and especially Chicago's Democrat Regime, which has now moved into the White House.

Independent prosecutors close to the case are betting that Obamsky, under advice of ACLU sympathizer, and current Attorney General Eric 'The Red' Holder will be advising Barry to take the 5th when he is called to testify under oath in he upcoming trial.

"Hey," said one grizzled veteran of Washington Politics, " it worked for Jimmy Hoffa didn't it? "

"But," said another close to the case, " I don't think Blago will ever see the inside of a courtroom, he'll either be granted a pardon or shoot himself at Comiskey Park 6 times....a Vince Foster kinda thing!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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