Hellraising bassist and vocalist with heavy metal merchants Motorhead, Lemmy, is today cock-a-hoop at having secured the Conservative Party's nomination as prospective parliamentary candidate for Ashby de la Zouche.
Sad news reaching us today that pop star, Robbie Williams, is in a home for the deluded in Beverly Hills Yorkshire, with little or no prospect of coming out again.
Schoolboy wizard, Harry Potter, has been arrested by Police for working a variation on the 'old empty camera scam'.
Blues legend, Blind-lemon Donny Rumsfeld, has announced a coast to coast tour supported by his band 'The Invaders'...
Tedious pop con artist Ronan Keaton has been revealed as the latest weapon in the war on terror. Keaton's records have been identified as "100% more effective" than the stress position and other forms of torture used to extract informat...
Ever dreamt of being a popstar? Singing other people's songs to thousands of brain dead, screaming middle aged bored house wives? According to music expert Paul Gamblerachino it's never been easier. Even the chart rules have changed so any un...
Pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has announced his latest project and it will certainly raise a few eyebrows.
Proud mum, Doreen Whitesnake, is claiming that her son Oscar is nothing short of a child prodigy and a new guitar virtuoso, set to topple Bert Weedon from his pedestal.
James Brown, the Godfather of Soul, who tragically died on Christmas Day 2006, is still innovating right up to his funeral.
NY Times reported that some hopefuls for the Hall fell short: "Nominees who did not make the cut this year include Chic, the Dave Clark Five, the Stooges and Joe Tex."...
The music world has been rocked by the surprising emergence of Asian Indian- American rap star, Dollahnchanj. Born in the Scarsdale ghetto the newest, latest golden record rap idol appeared as if out of nowhere,man and the throngs of rap fans can o...
Dublin - "The Edge," guitar player for the mega-hit band "U2" announced today that he had finally found a new guitar lick.
Irish singing sensation, Daniel O'Donnell, has been voted the blandest performer in the world in a poll by readers of heavy metal magazine Kerrang.
Iraq - Folks everywhere today were delighted to learn that Saddam had his own rap band. The little known group was called Twelve Pack 4 Sure.
Prime Minister Tony Blair was sensationally unveiled today as the new member of squeaky-voiced disco icons the Bee Gees. As he arrived for his well-publicised holiday at Robin Gibb's luxury Florida mansion, few commentators realised the true reas...
Just about the only man who would dare to keep a fling with Jordan quiet, (and let's face it he was still learning to talk), is back with a new look and album.
Hell-raising bassist with the heavy metal combo Motorhead, Lemmy, is today being awarded a gong for his services to humanitarianism.
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