Just about the only man who would dare to keep a fling with Jordan quiet, (and let's face it he was still learning to talk), is back with a new look and album.
The main shock is, of cause, his new single which is called "I'm with the best girl and worst guy in the word" featuring both Simon Cowell and Jordan who are trying to tell Gareth that he can't sing, and both Simon and Jordan have dumped him.
Other artists on the album entitled "Miss fits of the music biz and me" feature such singers as Will young and each member of the spice girls. All fans of opera can rejoice, as you are in for an amazing 2 CD, 42 songs, of pure enjoyment. Deaf people should also pick this amazing come-back album; it truly has something for everyone!
Gates said in an interview "It's great I can speak! I've learned how to sing thanks to the amazing talent on the new album. I can't work out why they haven't had a number one for years."
If you'd like a lot of "great and talented bands" grab the new album for an amazing £1.99 from today!
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