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Funny story: Daniel Estulin, Jim Tucker & Alex Jones Listed On This Year's Bilderberg Attendees List.

Daniel Estulin, Jim Tucker & Alex Jones Listed On This Year's Bilderberg Attendees List.

'Yes, yes we were there,' Alex Jones finally admitted during one of his mid week radio show rants. 'So what? It's not like we could turn down the offer!'...

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Funny story: Martians To Cut Their Carbon 'Tentacle' Print

Martians To Cut Their Carbon 'Tentacle' Print

The atmosphere on Mars consists of 95% carbon dioxide, compared to the 0.038% carbon dioxide in Earth's atmosphere, but the planet is much colder than Earth. However, like most of the other planets in the solar system, Mars has seen a bout of rec...

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Funny story: This Year's Bilderberg Meeting To Be Held On The Moon

This Year's Bilderberg Meeting To Be Held On The Moon

After a flurry of false reports and rumours that the 2008 Bilderberg meeting was held last weekend in Athens Greece, veteran reporter Jim Tucker has swept aside the reports.

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Funny story: Global Warming Blamed On The Hot Manure Coming Out Of Al Gore's Mouth.

Global Warming Blamed On The Hot Manure Coming Out Of Al Gore's Mouth.

Scientists have today reached a zenith point in their investigations into the causes of climate change. After years of study, they've found one source of greenhouse gasses that is greater than all the man made and natural sources put together, th...

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Funny story: Revealed: Gordon Brown is a Cylon on Prozac

Revealed: Gordon Brown is a Cylon on Prozac

We are all enjoying the final series of the new version of Battlestar Galactica on Sky One. But one question that we might have to wait until the final episode to find the answer to is the question about who the final human, looking like, Cylon model...

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Funny story: Britney 'Speared.'

Britney 'Speared.'

'Ops I did it again,' said the ancient weapons specialist as he accidentally ran Britney Spears through with an ancient spear of the Rain Forest's Umbo-Womba tribe. 'I was really trying to carry out the ancient tribal ritual of removi...

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Funny story: Peter Gabriel Seen Imitating a Sledgehammer Whilst Trying to Shock Monkeys

Peter Gabriel Seen Imitating a Sledgehammer Whilst Trying to Shock Monkeys

People were evacuated from Edinburgh zoo today as a man wearing a Timothy Mallet style 'Wack-A-Day' foam mallet costume, proceeded to run through the zoo, screaming about wanting to be a Honey Bee and an Aeroplane. Zoo wardens chased the foam...

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Funny story: Bush Admits to Filling His Pants on 911.

Bush Admits to Filling His Pants on 911.

'Okay, okay I pooped them,' President George Bush admitted at today's press conference. This response came after a flurry of questions about his gormless look, while he continued to read 'My Pet Goat' with them school kids, after his secret service agent told him about the attacks. 'When he said, Mr President, we need to go - I suddenly realised how much I needed to g...

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Funny story: Martians Invade but, incredibly, life continues as it has for countless years.

Martians Invade but, incredibly, life continues as it has for countless years.

The day before yesterday, the Martians invaded Earth, but it seems incredible to me that people are still going on with their lives as though nothing serious has happened.

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Funny story: Osama Threatens to Use His Gay 'Suicide Donors' To Infect UK Blood Banks With Aids in His New Video

Osama Threatens to Use His Gay 'Suicide Donors' To Infect UK Blood Banks With Aids in His New Video

In a video found on You Tube today, some scary looking brown skinned man wearing a turban and a big scary stick on beard, claiming to be Osama Bin Laden, even though his voice is completely different from all the other copy cat Osama's we've...

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Funny story: Oil Prices Set To Rise Again As Coalition Forces Turn Down Iraqi Oil Production Once More

Oil Prices Set To Rise Again As Coalition Forces Turn Down Iraqi Oil Production Once More

"Why the hell did we go there if it wasn't for the oil and to make it cheaper for us to fill our cars?" demanded the once happy Bush supporter at the Rudi Giuliani presidential campaign meeting. It was an outcry that most were thinking but none were saying...

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Funny story: Al Gore Pushes H2 Tax On Sun

Al Gore Pushes H2 Tax On Sun

We all hear about our use of carbon based fuels and how they are apparently killing our planet but, according to global warming scare monger Al Gore, there is a bigger danger to us all. This danger comes from the sun and its bigger and bigger use of...

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Funny story: Alex Jones' Megaphone Stolen!

Alex Jones' Megaphone Stolen!

Prominent conspiracy theorist and protestor Alex Jones returned home from his weekday radio show yesterday to find his house ransacked.

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