NEW YORK CITY -- The New York City Police Department plans to shut down all of Manhattan during the Republic National Convention in August.
LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Presidential candidate John Kerry showed up for a rally of support from Hollywood and surprisingly announced that Billy Crystal will be his first choice for a running mate.
ELBOW, Ariz. -- Alone and downtrodden, former heavyweight great Mike Tyson is beginning to realize how stupid he was and, now broke, is opening up to how stupid he still is.
Former British Prime Minister Harold Wilson was once quoted as saying, "I'm an optimist, but I'm an optimist who carries a raincoat." However, Wilson has been photographed hundreds of times without a raincoat under his arm, defying his words and making historians wonder if he ever wore under pants. French writer Robert Mallet said, "Many pessimists end up by desiring...
Opinions, it is said, are like elbows—everyone has two. Well, perhaps there are a few more one-armed men or women out there who have one, but that is the business of fictional characters like Richard Kimble, not me. I am concerned with criticism and you should be, too, because it usually doesn’t amount to a hill of beans what other people think of you. Let me spin a story for you that exemplifies...
INDONESIA -- Archaeologists searching for relics of ancient times, but nothing in particular, have come upon what could be the greatest discovery ever--photographs of Paradise.
SCINTILLA, Neb. -- A poll taken among Nobel Prize winners about who these people would vote for in the next Presidential election revealed an astounding result.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an ultra-positive statement today before leaving the White House for a dinner at a local Denny's with wife Laura, President Bush said he was not concerned about the upcoming election because he won't leave the Presidenc...
CHICAGO -- Toasting to old, dead partners and the mystery of their youths, ex-Beatle Paul McCartney and movie critic Roger Ebert celebrated their 62nd birthdays together in the Second City.
DANFORTH, Ind. -- Presidential candidate John Kerry was elated on a campaign stump through the Midwest to discover that all of the signs that support him spelled his name correctly.
MACON, Ga. -- Famous song-and-dance man Mr. Bojangles has joined Bill Clinton on his promotional book tour.
GLASGOW, Scotland -- In a rare interview after arriving here to receive a special university honor and play two concerts, music icon Bob Dylan addressed a controversial issue in public for the first time in his 50-some-odd years of being a performer.
NEW YORK CITY - With John Lennon's son, Sean, and Mick Jagger's daughter, Elizabeth, revealing a romantic relationship in public, young and middle-aged rock fans are aglow. Offspring from such a couple would be third generation family members...
LONDON, England - Simon Wiesenthal, the great Nazi hunter, was knighted by Britain in honor of tracking down more than 1000 war criminals from the Third Reich. But critics said he screwed up because he didn't get Hitler alive.
PARIS -- The search for Amelia Earhart is over.
CHICAGO -- A policy created by the United Association of Press Writers (UAPW) in a unanimous vote calls for all newspapers and agencies to ban Britney Spears stories.
BUGSWORTH, Md. -- Champion golfer Tiger Woods killed a strange sand monster with his club while playing a tournament and saved the lives of hundreds.
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