London - (Spooky Ass Mess): A shapeshifting apparition of Princess Diana spooked soothsayers at London's College of Psychic Studies today.. She warned them to prepare for a macabre Royal Wedding Anniversary event. Diana has been the College's...
The Grauniad newspaper has today admitted why it compared the death of Austrian politician Jorg Haider to that of the sad death of Princess Diana. The politician was on the far right in Austria. In fact, according to the Austrian police, speaking...
Princess Eugenie, youngest daughter of Prince Andrew and the Fergie Beast, celebrated her sixteenth birthday last week with a party of such spectacular extravagance to have stirred the envy of Lucullus. The Pirates of the Caribbean theme birthday...
Only days after returning to London following his assault on royal arse-licker Paul Burrell with a gateau worth $5,000, camp celebrity mystic Derek Acorah, who is often grammatically incorrect, has been at it again - this time in London. In sensa...
There were sensational scenes in Beverly Hills on Friday, when camp television medium Derek Acorah "went beserk" and hurled a celebration coconut cream cake at the head of pastry-faced ex-royal butler Paul Burrell. Acorah, who was with a televis...
London - (Kim Philby Mess): Fears are growing about the fate of some hump-back bottle-nosed wales (sic) stranded in the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain after an early summer tidal surge from the nearby Mahiki cocktail lounge deposited the beasts in...
World news media companies were reeling today when a trainee journalist in Fleet Street suddenly realised that Princess Diana had not been mentioned in the news for nearly six weeks.
London - (Hydrophobic Mess): A one mile exclusion zone has been imposed around Hyde Park's Princess Diana Memorial Fountain after frolicking sun worshipers went down with suspected rabies yesterday.
The Daily Mail has sensationally admitted that it in fact faked Princess Diana's death to create interest and headlines.
Much like that heralded American Television Program of years past, "Dallas", where one of the lead characters woke up in the shower and realized that he had dreamed the whole previous season, Great Britain's Princess Diana woke up in th...
BBC World TV autocue reader, Keith Gowing, has called for the investigation into the death of Princess Diana to be reopened.
New York - (Ass Mess): Not to be outdone with Barack Obama's hiring of Monty Python actor John Cleese as his Democratic nomination strategy scriptwriter Hillary Clinton has named Elton John as her official campaign minstrel.
The Princess Diana Murder Inquest ended this week, but a theatre company has announced that it has plans to take a musical review of the inquest on tour around the country in time for the Summer Holiday season.
London - (Ass Mess): The wreckage of the Mercedes S-280 which fatally crashed under the Pont d'Alma on 31 August 1997 is to be melted down and sculpted into a giant Strelitzia reginae bird of paradise flower.
Yorkshire-born Egyptian Mr Alf Highhead is reputed to be selling his 'little shop' in London after his conspiracy theory was shown to be exactly that.
London - (Sordid Mess): "Butler Paul Burrell did it for me," Lord Justice Scott Baker said today after delivering his verdict on the tacky Princess Diana business.
Sir Elton John, the Official Songwriting Genius to Her Majesty the Queen, has today announced that he is to write another new song to commemorate the end of the Princess Diana Murder Inquest, which f...
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