There was confusion and wonderment in a Bangkok shopping centre this evening, when a foreign teacher living in the city was taken aback by a contraption being worn on the head by a Muslim woman, that caused the foreigner to think immediately of Profe...
A local Moslem "Mosque" will have an open house and give free tours in an attempt to persuade local residents that they are not all gun toating Shi'ites who want to kill everyone. The event will take place Wednesday evening and all in the community...
You can't keep a good news story down, and, even though the following aren't exactly what you would call 'good news stories', they aren't exactly shite either, and so here they are, for your perusal: CONCERNS OVER MUSLIM UPRISING There were 'gr...
(Defecated News)Following the banning of minaret building in Switzerland, and the same potentially happening in Italy, the UK Labour government has expressed its desire to promote Islam in the UK. Minister for Anti-British Promotion, Sandy Tiksvo...
The shock news that the Swiss have rejected the building of new Muslim Minarets has shocked the world and hypocritical world leaders are aiming to protest. The Swiss have rejected all claims that they are becoming an extreme-right state and the re...
Muslim Headbangers arriving at Djedda airport and on their way to Mekka are preparing for the biggest "Mosh In" on the planet (Mosh as in Mosh pit at heavy metal concerts for the harmless pop and soul fans amongst you!). Saudi authorities are issu...
The Hague - (Kay-Four): The International War Crimes tribunal today heard wiretap evidence of Radovan Karadzic 'discussing his Muslim daughter'. The genocide trial of the fiendish Bosnian Serb ex-leader was stunned by the new testimony which Prose...
In a surprise announcement, the NRA today invited all Muslims residing in the United States to begin caching and carrying firearms immediately. Citing the second amendment's commandment to all Americans to arm themselves to the teeth just in case, t...
The Western world is agreeing with the Muslim world this morning after the Swine Flu epidemic pandemic virus has threatened to infect everyone on the Earth due to Westerners eating too much pigs. In Islam people are not allowed to eat pork because...
AL KUWAYT - Gender boundaries have fallen in Kuwait, as the grandson of Kuwait's Emir and former Prime Minister will now assume the role of stay-at-home-dad while his wife Roseel Dashwadhi serves her term in Parliament. Emir Sheikh Sabah IV Al-Ahm...
Pope benedict managed to go to a nation with an islamic tradition and not any medieval nutjobs about Muhammad being a son of a bitch bastard. In fact, Benedict spoke well of Islam and expressed hope that Catholicism, Judaism and Islam might be forces...
Top muslims have contacted the government today with fears for their safety. Speaking from a gold encrusted temple somewhere in Bradford, Top man Abby Dabby Doodar stated the current epidemic was worrying for all of the British muslims. "We killed...
Despite it already being too late to save mankind for the "12 Monkeys" type virus that will wipe out man, apart from Bruce Willis, Jews and Muslims are throwing their skull caps and turbans into the air and chanting a big "We Told You So" to the rest...
Hef Horner, head of the Playdude Empire, has long printed his magazine in English, Spanish, German, and several other languages, regardless of the fact that most people just look at the pictures. In a press conference at the Playdude Mansion, Hef (c...
Horror today here in Dudley as a Muslim woman, wearing a burka was stoned with cricket balls on a Wolverhampton to Dudley bus. It has yet to be ascertained why the violence broke out, but one passenger told us: "I think the Muslim woman express...
Barack Obama says the USA 'is not at war with Islam - it just happens to keep attacking Muslim countries, but only ones that aren't strong enough to fight back.' Denying that Americans were not only committing war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan, b...
After decades of seeing its soldiers die in Iraq, and wasting billions of dollars trying to make some sort of peace for that part of the world, America finally lost its patience with Iraq and made the worst sort of insult a Christian nation can do to...
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