Swiss reject Minarets but allow Muslims sculptors to design their mountain peaks as Minarets towers!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 30 November 2009

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The Swiss are not Nazi's but do hope that Muslims "Sod off" with their Minarets!

The shock news that the Swiss have rejected the building of new Muslim Minarets has shocked the world and hypocritical world leaders are aiming to protest.

The Swiss have rejected all claims that they are becoming an extreme-right state and the reason why people rejected the expansion of Minarets is simply because they're ugly, cause noise pollution 5 times a day (prayer times) and they cannot hang flower baskets on the outside!

The Swiss have kindly offered Muslim sculptors the possibility of sculpting their mountain peaks into the shapes of minaret towers giving their Islamic inhabitants a chance to be nearer Allah, taking the Muslim religion to new heights and many Muslims can use the "Minaret Peaks" as their new Mekka's (obviously only in summer!).

Normal Swiss people have reacted positiviely to this brilliant idea and hope many Muslims will venture up the mountains in winter and never be seen seen again!

As for the Muslims themselves they think it's a grand idea and are offering Muslims worldwide, mountain climbing package holidays and the chance to be nearer their great one, ALLAH, be with you or without you!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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