Phonetap 'shows Karadzic discussing Muslim daughter'

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Tuesday, 27 October 2009

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Is this the face of Ms Karadic?

The Hague - (Kay-Four): The International War Crimes tribunal today heard wiretap evidence of Radovan Karadzic 'discussing his Muslim daughter'.

The genocide trial of the fiendish Bosnian Serb ex-leader was stunned by the new testimony which Prosecutors now want to place before Freudian clinicians.

Transcripts of the bugged calls show Karadzic screaming: "This calls for a bleedin' honor killing, mate!" while chatting to a Kalashnikov-wielding cohort.

He then breaks into an obscure Serbo-Croat dialect before demanding 'a black cauldron' big enough to bring back medieval boil-in-the-bag executions.

The Tribunal's Chief Judge O-Gon Kwon today warned Karadzic he would be subjected to a rigorous paternity test as the identity of Ms Karadic started a cyber furore.

Susan Boyle is 51.

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