Written by Farida Benamar

Monday, 27 July 2009

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The Western world is agreeing with the Muslim world this morning after the Swine Flu epidemic pandemic virus has threatened to infect everyone on the Earth due to Westerners eating too much pigs.

In Islam people are not allowed to eat pork because it is considered too dirty. In other countries such as USA, UK and France the people don't care because they love the taste of the sizzling pork. Also they like to consume vast amounts of sausages (saucisses) and bacon (lard fumé) any time of the day.

Especially with their breakfast. Fat pigs of the West.

A scientist in Paris said "We should do like Muslims do. Not eat pigs. Then Swine Flu virus would disappear."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Muslims




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