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Funny story: Rangers Fans Labelled "Drunks" By Respectable Manchester Folk

Rangers Fans Labelled "Drunks" By Respectable Manchester Folk

Fans of Glasgow Rangers who behaved despicably after last night's UEFA Cup Final defeat against Zenit St Petersburg, have been called "scoundrels", "hooligans" and &qu...

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Funny story: Sausage Attack Mother Calls For Sterner Punishment For Her Wayward Son

Sausage Attack Mother Calls For Sterner Punishment For Her Wayward Son

A boy in Manchester who assaulted an old man with a sausage has come in for some scathing criticism from the most unlikely source - his mum.

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Funny story: My favourite Man City jokes

My favourite Man City jokes

It's official! Lord Stevens has been begged to Her Majesty's police force - to look into the rumours regarding Sven and Manchester City's deliberate shoot to miss policy!!...

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Funny story: Manchester Super Casino gives way to Blood Thirsty Gladiators

Manchester Super Casino gives way to Blood Thirsty Gladiators

Manchester, wounded by Gordon Brown's decision to disembowel the plans for a super casino, is fighting back with revised plans for a Colosseum for gladiatorial battles between lower middle class people from around the country.

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Funny story: Sven Goran Eriksson Confirmed As Next Manchester City Failure

Sven Goran Eriksson Confirmed As Next Manchester City Failure

Ex-England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson has been confirmed as the new Manchester City manager, and is expected to be sacked within 10 months. Eriksson, 59, has agreed a three-year deal worth £9million, and has been promised £100million of laundered...

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Funny story: Sony Brings Out Violent New PS3 Game Set In Vatican

Sony Brings Out Violent New PS3 Game Set In Vatican

Following condemnation from the Church Of England of the new bloodbath PS3 game set around Manchester Cathedral, game giants Sony have today revealed plans to bring out a new war game set within the holy confines of the Vatican.

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Funny story: Church of England demands Apology for PS3 Bloodbath Game

Church of England demands Apology for PS3 Bloodbath Game

The Church of England have demanded an apology over Sony's use of Manchester Cathedral as the background to an ultra-violent computer game, Resistance: The Fall of Man.

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Funny story: Manchester United Star Duncan Edwards' Dudley Pub Is Flattened

Manchester United Star Duncan Edwards' Dudley Pub Is Flattened

A pub in Dudley that was renamed in 2001 to honour the memory of one of the town's favourite sons, has finally been demolished, much to the chagrin of locals who have been "up in arms".

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Funny story: Manchester Olympics nearing reality

Manchester Olympics nearing reality

An email from Ken Livingstone to the Olympic Delivery Authority has been leaked to TheSpoof.com. The recent renaming of the thoroughfare leading to the new Wembley Stadium from "Wembley Way" to "Olympic Way" gives warning of a pla...

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Funny story: Two Billionaires from Manchester Quizzed in Car Crash

Two Billionaires from Manchester Quizzed in Car Crash

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Macedonia - TWO billionaire businessmen from Greater Manchester are being quizzed by police after their Porsche was involved in an accident during the famous Gumball 3000 rally.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid

Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid

Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo have pleaded with fans to stop reading transfer rumours.

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Funny story: Cherie: "Pants on fire!"

Cherie: "Pants on fire!"

Manchester - (Associated Mess): Those rift-healing, wholesome astrological rays of the autumn equinox must have been working overtime yesterday as the Prime Monster's wife Cherry Bush QC finally buried the hatchet in public.......in Chancellor Go...

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Funny story: British youths to participate in exchange scheme with Iraqi insurgents

British youths to participate in exchange scheme with Iraqi insurgents

Wednesday. Manchester. UK. Community leaders in Salford, the Manchester suburb, have today announced ambitious new plans to combat the alarming rise in crimes amongst teenage youths.

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Funny story: Gaddafi Acquires Manchester United

Gaddafi Acquires Manchester United

Libyan strongman, president for life, father of the nation, Sultan of all he surveys, WH Smith, Tripoli under-16 javelin bronze, potentate plenitentiary, Dominoes Pizzas, leader supreme, Muammar Gaddafi has bought a controlling interest in Manchester...

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Funny story: Police Arrest 85 yr Old Lady Doing 150mph in Mobility Scooter

Police Arrest 85 yr Old Lady Doing 150mph in Mobility Scooter

Police officers were stunned when they clocked 85 yr old pensioner, Mabel Smith doing 150 mph on the pavement outside Manchester's Sainsbury supermarket in what appeared to be a standard mobility scooter.

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Funny story: Rampage in Manchester OMNI center.

Rampage in Manchester OMNI center.

An un-named man today went on an attempted killing spree in the Greater Manchester Omni centre. The centre, which was opened in 1987 by the Queen of England, was closed today to allow the police and forensic detectives to search for clues. A st...

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Funny story: Wimbledon FC to move again

Wimbledon FC to move again

On the grapevine today is the news that following their unsuccessful move to Milton Keynes, Wimbledon FC are considering sponsorship from the Sun and a move to Manchester City's old ground at Maine Road.

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