Manchester - (Associated Mess): Those rift-healing, wholesome astrological rays of the autumn equinox must have been working overtime yesterday as the Prime Monster's wife Cherry Bush QC finally buried the hatchet in public.......in Chancellor Gordon Brown's skull at the Labour Party Conference in Manchester.
After sitting patiently in the front row of assembled delegates for a whole three minutes, Cherie suddenly upped sticks and walked out just as Brown began the crescendo climb of his oration, praising the much-misunderstood warm and wonderful relationship he has had with Tony Blair for the last ten years of their joint tenure of running organised crime cartels in the European Union and at Bush Administration outposts around the world.
And as the Chancellor's oleaginous tributes to Blair's humanity, prescience and generosity of spirit hit the high notes with a totally unbegrudged grovelling "thank you" for the priviledge and honor of their close working relationship, Cherie's outburst rang clear as the official alarm bell on The Titanic in an expletive straight from cockney slang rhyming with 'rollocks'.
The unprecedented gesture sent shockwaves of thunderous applause throughout the convention hall as Mrs Blair majestically wove her way outside, only pausing to pose for the waiting cameras gathered outside the auditorium.
Later, in the privacy of the Oswald Moseley Memorial Suite at the Hellfire Club Hotel that the Prime Monster and his wife are sharing for the conference's duration, Mrs Blair denied she had been in a mischevious mood or had made any such personal attack on the couple's next door neighbour in Downing Street.
And she rounded sharply on critics who questioned her judgement and timing of the alleged remarks by reminding her adoring entourage that there's only ever been one boss of organised crime in the UK following the departure of her mother's tenure of No 10 in 1990 and the subsequent drowning of her father Robert Maxwell the following year:
"Make no mistake: I run the JP2 Lodge in the UK and Europe and have the Riggs Bank accounts to prove it.
"No whining Scottish whipper-snapping wannabee from the Treasury is ever going to take over this number one slot from me so long as there are Bushes running the parent company in the US and in our foreign branch at Pyongyang, North Korea. So up yours."
Meanwhile, today's keynote speech by the Prime Monster himself will be watched avidly by senior officers of the Metropolitan Police's Anti-Corruption Unit who are investigating Blair, is blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy and their top accomplices at Merlin Bioscams and Sainsbury's Supermarkets, in the bungs-for-peerages scam.
General Pinochet, 91, is still under house arrest in Santiago, Chile.....
