New York, New York - Oil commodity speculators were a little too successful today, as they finally pushed the price of crude oil futures to an all-time high and beyond the trading point of no return. Meaning that the precious black gold is now so exp...
Donald Barlowe, 38, President of Texaco Oil, addressed a group of protesters today, citing good reason for raising the price of gas to such an alarming height.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - At a Shell gas station here in Washington, Reverend Rocky "Raccoon" Rockhead and a freaky bunch of activists are mad as hell about soaring fuel prices and are now praying to Jesus to bring down gas prices.
New York, New York - Because of the food shortages, blamed on the rising cost of oil, fertilizer and increased production of biofuels in Europe and America, nations that recently made contributions to the Svalbard Global Seed Vault have been forced t...
ATLANTA (FMLiveWire) - Food and fuel riots have come to the United States as local gas stations here raised a gallon of non-leaded gasoline to $200 per gallon while the price of top of the line hamburgers at McDonalds skyrocketed to $500 each.
The price of gasoline is skyrocketing thanks to the incompetence of the U.S. President and megalomaniac gas companies (same thing), but George W. Bush has solved our crisis, and the free world can breath easy.
Washington, DC - Jimmy Carter is the latest to throw his hat into the ring for the Democratic Party Presidential nomination this week. He made his decision after attending a strategy meeting, the same meeting that AL Gore attended earlier in the day...
Higher demand, lower supply, an uncertain stock market and unrest in the Middle East have forced oil prices to levels never seen before in the annals of history. Oil closed yesterday at $2,489.00 per barrel.
Oil Platform Seven, North Sea - With all the political instability in oil producing regions of the world, estimates that China will consume more oil than the United States in the coming three years and oil already approaching the 100-dollar mark, gas...
Iconic World War 2 cartoon figure, Mr Chad, has been discovered hiding in the New Forest and seemingly not aware that the war is over.
Foot-in-the-mouth disease strikes the UK, yet again "Those dirty farmers don't know how to control their nobs," says Gordon Ramsay, British PM...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The U.S. Senate voted to raise prices for car fuel by increasing the mileage all cars must get to an average fuel economy of 35 miles per gallon for new cars, pickup trucks and SUVs by 2020, raising efficiency stan...
After years of sky-rocketing summer gas prices, consumers have finally had enough. Many are just not going to take it any more, they are refusing to buy any more gas.
INDIANAPOLIS (AP Newsliar) -- Indiana, the most technologically challenged state in the nation, will soon be converting from full-service to self-serve gasoline stations, if state legislators have their way.
A sudden, and dramatic surge in oil prices, Tuesday, resulted in prices at the pump reaching a record $25 per gallon, throughout most of the United States. The nationwide hike in prices followed an announcement this week, by the newly formed HOPEC...
In an interview with an Arkansas newspaper, former President Jimmy Carter called George "Dubya" Bush "our worst president ever." Carter pointed out all of the Bush flaws and failures in domestic policy, foreign policy, and econom...
Inhalant abuse among the affluent in America is reportedly soaring as the price of gasoline continues to rise to new levels. Cocaine had long been the drug of choice among those with more money than brains. That, however, is changing, as drug users...
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