Fans today gathered in their thousands at Graceland to commemorate what would have been Elvis Presley's 75th birthday, had he still been alive. The singer, once known as the King, collapsed and died whilst on the toilet sometime in the 1970's, as...
"You all are just jealous because when I saw Elvis that time, he was naked as a jaybird." This comes from singer sensation Susan Boyle when asked about her being one of tens of thousands of people who have claimed they saw Elvis Presley, in inter...
Memphis, TN - Furthering conspiracy theories about faked deaths of certain entertainers and world leaders, residents near a popular Burger King in Memphis, Tennessee now report to have seen Mahatma Gandhi eating lunch there. Coupled with other re...
Elvis lives on especially in the fantasies of fetish freaks desiring everything that Elvis either wore, shaved off, dropped or used during sex! The latest object to be flogged off was a bunch of Elvis's pubic hairs, shaved off before donning a pai...
Fairbanks AK: A tall thin older gentleman with long white hair, wearing a blue parka bedecked with rhinestones, carrying a "Teddy Bear" showed up at an environmentalist protest meeting here. He looked vaguely familiar to the assembled throng, which g...
According to an insider of the Jackson family who we only known as Marlon who asked us not to give out his name. Michael Jackson has allegedly been in talks with Elvis Presley of Memphis who agreed to do a 1 off special which will be broadcast at...
The MJ death mystery took a bizzare and mysterious turn today when it was revealed that a small white hatchback had been seen in the vicinity of Jacksons home in the days preceding his demise. Rumours are rife that the hatchback is eerily similar...
Jesus Christ, Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson all had one thing in common they were all called Kings and in every case their fame and notoriety lead to their early deaths. Jesus was crucified by the Romans and Elvis Presley and Michael Jacksons fame led to drug abuse the main factor in their early deaths. Jesus made a blind man see some of the things Elvis did you did not want to hear and...
Dead pop star Michael Jackson is to be buried at the legendary home of Elvis Presley at Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee. A plot has been especially dug by Lisa Marie Presley to accommodate the large gold coffin of her former husband. The two l...
Music Royalty will be in attendance at the funeral of Michael Jackson. Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul, and Elvis Presley, the King of Rock, will both sing. Aretha, who has ballooned to over 600 pounds, will arrive in the back of a semi truck...
HOLLYWOOD, (AP) - December 3, 2018. That's the date. In a stunning development coming from the world of entertainment, American singer, Elvis Presley, has been given special permission to make an exclusive return. The return date will be most fitting...
MALIBU BEACH - Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the King of Rock and Roll Elvis Presley was married for two years to the King of Pop Michael Jackson. They were married in 1994, before a group of 100 family members and close friends. The wedding was…
Pope Benedict the 16th nominated a triumvirate of entertainment industry saints as martyrs to the bloodthirsty media. Benedict explained that all three suffered tremendously at the hands of media hounds who feed on the sensitive and the talented.
It has been reported by unconfirmed sources that the undisputed 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson died while engaged in unblocking his rectum on a gold-plated toilet. The star had just completed a rigorous training session involving weightlifting smal...
Ventura Highway, California - Do not cry Michael Jackson fans for the King of Pop is not dead. He is alive in our memories. And according to mine, he was last spotted driving down Ventura highway with the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley, behind...
LOS ANGELES, CA - Michael Jackson, reported to have died earlier today, actually faked his own death in an elaborate hoax to escape the media, says a source who asked to remain anonymous for her own protection. She claims the body found by paramed...
The king of rock n roll Elvis Presley has been found alive and well in Minnesota north west USA. The legendary performer was stumbled upon by a rancher who found Presley taking residence in his hay loft. The cattleman, Bucky Weaver, was at fi...
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