NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine has learned that NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden has been granted Russian asylum. The computer info leaker was all smiles according to Russia's national news agency Vodkavich which noted that Snowden is...
MOSCOW - The infamous NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden has just become a little more infamous after reports have emerged that the world's number one female Russian spy Anna Chapman has asked him to marry her. Anna Chapman spoke with a reporter wit...
CARACAS, Venezuela - In the very latest installment in what is being hailed as The Edward Snowden Soap Opera comes an amazing international development. Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro has expressed a sincere desire to grant Edward "The Whistl...
TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie has just announced that the state's seedy individuals who think that it is funny to mess with New Jersey's computer system are in for a mighty rude awakening. The governor has issued a Governor's Direc...
Kell computers are everywhere. Kell states that over 70% of US public schools and 60% of businesses with computers own Kell computers. They are also popular amongst many homeowners as well. However, many Kell owners are at risk of becoming homeless,...
CUPERTINO, California - A representative with Apple Inc. has just informed the news media that the consumer electronics giant will be changing their company name. Toby Columbus Pittypacker, 49, explained that after months of inner-corporate debati...
LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand recently remarked that even though he has had his share of ups and downs he is presently happier than a monkey on a Costa Rican banana plantation. Brand who is not exactly noted for being politically correct or even cor...
Albert Heldstrom of East Rutherford, New Jersey, has turned the cyber world upside down with the formation of a new company that he is operating out of a recently closed North Korean restaurant in a run down mall in Newark, New Jersey. Heldstrom w...
IBM is set to create an artificial lawyer, using the Watson computer, to help aide society with their legal problems. The Watson Law TR3 will be the first computer of it's kind that's capable of connecting real life situations to legal outcomes a...
Since the dawn of personal computers, to save a document, users have pressed the blue square. Back in the dark ages of the eighties and nineties, the operators of these archaic machines recognised the blue square for what it was, a picture of a so-ca...
A 34 Irish man is in hospital tonight after he accidentally recycled his recycle bin. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, was on his laptop at home when he made the fateful error. A hospital spokesman said the laptop went into an infinite...
Twitter is set to launch it's first spin off site this autumn, especially designed for lower rate celebrities. The new site, called Twatter, will be reserved for people like Joe Swash and anyone who is on X-Factor or Big Brother. The move come...
OSAKA, Japan - One of the greatest computer scientists in the world, Fushiko Takayaka, has just developed a computer that can look into the future. The computer which was developed in Osaka, Japan and named the FT-13001, has the capability of tak...
A leaked internal memo from Saddleworth Council has been delivered to Spoof HQ. Its contents show that the council aims to be computer free by 2013, when all I.T staff will be re equipped. The document reads as follows: The Saddleworth Council I.T Systems Committee has defined a lower cost alternative to the previously planned Windows 8 system conversion. All computers will be removed fr...
Here, in the latest in his series "10 Things to Do," Nigel St. Faversham explores the options available to those of us struggling with a slow computer. Whether due simply to a full memory, or corrupted to oblivion with countless tics and viruses from the internet, a quick run-through our Top Ten will soon restore your love affair with the laptop, or at the very least keep that stroke at bay for ju...
Microsoft have set up a new system to help their estimated three billion customers. Whenever any slowdown happens, whenever a virus makes its way onto a computer, and whenever there is any kind of crash, they are instantly notified. This then allows...
London - The former MI6 cryptographer has been identified with a sophisticated cyber worm that targeted the Iran Petroleum ministry and its oleaginous terminals. A secret report into surreptitious palm-greasing says key signatures of the W32.Flam...
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