CARACAS, Venezuela - In the very latest installment in what is being hailed as The Edward Snowden Soap Opera comes an amazing international development.
Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro has expressed a sincere desire to grant Edward "The Whistleblower" Snowden asylum in the beautiful, oil-rich South American country of Venezuela.
According to Venezuela's national news agency, El Oil, President Maduro feels that he could get a tremendous amount of information from Mr. Snowden.
The Venezuelan president has stated that he wants to get his national computer system up to date and what better person to do it than the world's numero uno (number one) computer expert Geek Man.
Snowden, as most computer experts know, is so talented and so knowledgeble when it comes to computers that he could virtually build a top notch computer out of an old discarded microwave oven, some paper clips, a Sharpie Pen, a tube of Krazy Glue, six cottonballs, and a cheese grater.
