Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 7 July 2013

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Anna is noted for her red shoes which are equipped with a transmitting device.

MOSCOW - The infamous NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden has just become a little more infamous after reports have emerged that the world's number one female Russian spy Anna Chapman has asked him to marry her.

Anna Chapman spoke with a reporter with Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich, and stated that Eddie is exactly the type of man that she has always dreamed about marrying.

The 31-year-old former model said that she never liked the rugged, spy types and has always gone more for the computer geeks.

The attractive, red-headed Chapman is the host of Russian television reality show So You Think You Want To Be A Spy.

She admitted that she is well aware of the fact that Snowden has no money but she pointed out that she has lots and lots of money.

When told that Snowden is actually one year younger than her, Anna's eyes lit up and she replied, "That's wonderful, I get to be married to a computer genius and be a cougar at the same time - it does not get any better than that huh?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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