Washington - Lobbying groups close to Governor John Wright Chickencooper - uh, Hickenlooper! - Jr have petitioned President Obama to relocate the White House Governors Dinner to Colorado's Garden of the Gods next year following an economic miracle...
CHEYENNE, WYOMING - The Governor's Office has released a statement that a specially trained Basset Hound Corp is being assembled in Wyoming. The Bassett Hounds which are friendly, docile dogs, will be used to patrol the 8 foot fence along the bord...
DENVER, COLORADO - The 23 acre Denver Botanic Garden is excited to announce their newest upcoming exhibition, "Cannabis Through the Ages", beginning Summer 2014. Head Botanist, Sparkle Plenty, Ph.D., an expert on Cannabis sativa, plans to allocate...
DENVER - Colorado's State Department of Cannabis has just stated that the price of pot has gone up to the point where the product is now being transported from the processing plants to the pot shops in armored vehicles. Hollis Hoffteen, 37, with t...
DENVER - Word coming out of the office of Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper is that the governor has emphatically turned down Justin Bieber's request to purchase a marijuana farm. Braydon D. Citronella, who is the official spokesperson for the R...
FORT COLLINS, COLORADO - Pottery businesses in Colorado are experiencing booming sales. Weed users, especially those who don't have acreage, are buying up pots by the dozens to grow their own canniabus. Over the past month, pots of every color...
Pyongyang - According to a UN report published this week the North Korean leader's latest fad is hexoplasm sex with a female wise-ass whose orgasm-induced trances mean he gets to shag his greatest heroes, mostly RIP despots like Adolf & Co. Us...
Denver, Colorado - A bug traditionally brought up ravaging the potato crop has suddenly acquired more fanciful tastes and begun running riot through Colorado's first legal statewide cannabis harvest. The Colorado Beetle, Leptinotarsa decemlineata,...
Denver, Colorado - A low-lying bubble of Denver home-grown weed fumes has been credited with saving the life of a Star Mountain skier trapped on the slippery slopes during an unexpected avalanche this weekend. Tragedy struck just as downhill snow...
Washington - "Stands to reason," DEA head of operations James L Capra told a Senate hearing this week, "that's what these Joint Strike drones were invented for, long distance destruction of reefers and chillums." Capra was pleading to save his ass...
Denver, Colorado - The Highest State's first bank dedicated to cannabis deposit business has finally been given the nod by the Federal Reserve to apply for a full-on banking licence. Established in 2011 by a consortium of wealthy potheads from th...
I don't know what Miley Cyrus is into but she is telling everyone that she has been on a Time Machine and went back in time. Most are saying that she went to Colorado or Washinton and wound up thinking or dreaming that she was on a Time Machine.
DENVER - A Colorado group calling itself the Friends of Pot (FOP) is circulating petitions around the campuses of every college and university located in the state. Donna Fay Keystone, who is the state director of the Denver based FOP organization...
Washington - A slap-up meal in a specially erected South Lawn 'choom room' - uh, event tent! - tonight will feature the State of Colorado's finest produce, White House spokesman Jay Carney said today. Much thought had gone into menu creation for t...
DENVER - Colorado State Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] spearheaded a state bill to give the state's thousands of marijuana farmers a tax break. The bill easily passed by a vote of 31-4. Senator Quickdance stated that the marijuana industry...
HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has informed the various news agencies that the marijuana that the Martian land rover Curiosity recently discovered on Mars is in fact of a very, very high grade. Timmelfarb stated that chemists analyze...
Canada - The Russian Olympic authorities have withdrawn Justin Bieber's travel visa amid protests the daft pothead would lower the tone of the prestigious Sochi Games. A last minute attempt to fire up the engines of his private plane stalled on th...
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