A Colorado Group Wants A New More Modern Marijuana Related State Slogan

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 12 February 2014

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DENVER - A Colorado group calling itself the Friends of Pot (FOP) is circulating petitions around the campuses of every college and university located in the state.

Donna Fay Keystone, who is the state director of the Denver based FOP organization, remarked that they hope to get enough signatures in order to present the petition to one of the local state senators.

Miss Keystone, who lives with three male friends, said that the slogan that her organization wants is "Marijuana - It Doesn't Lead To Nothing Else."

She stressed that a lot of the older citizens of The Rocky Mountain State seem to think that smoking pot will lead to harder drugs which will lead to adultery, which will then lead to divorce.

Keystone said that she is having one hell of a time trying to convince her 79-year-old grandmother, Granny Cupcake that smoking weed is pretty much like eating pretzels or cashew nuts.

SIDENOTE: Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has met with Donna Fay Keystone and he commented that he likes the slogan so much that he signed the petition right away.

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