The field of Democratic presidential hopefuls will face off in their second debate hosted by CBS in one month's time, but thanks to CNN's new predictive model using Bayesian statistics, Markov Chain and a new technique referred to as 'Hyperbole Subte...
KFC has announced that all of its 7 Vermont locations will now feature Bernie Sanders cookbook recipes mixed with Colonel Sanders' old favorites. New menu items include: Karl Marx progressive Jewish commie chicken patties, grilled Hillary extr...
Whitehaven, Vermont - Under increased scrutiny, Bernie Sanders sat down with a reporter from the New York Post to answer his critics. On why he is so popular in predominantly "white, middle class" towns with left-wing universities in them: "My...
A round-up of the news from online and social media - June 2015 Jeb Bush announces candidacy for President - The head political office of the U.S. is now going back to the Bush Leagues. Rachel Dolezal, a white person, pretended to be black and became head of the Spokane Washington NAACP and now has stepped down making true the statement "Once you go black you hate to go back". Hurricane B...
It is official. Rumored for weeks, leaked by Clinton's headquarters, it's the challenge we've all waited for: Clinton Vs Saunders. A good old fashioned duel. Parnell Crawford went on TV and at 8.00 PM announced that Clinton has thrown down the gau...
Burlington, Vermont -- Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has selected deceased fast food mogul Col. Harlan David Sanders as his vice presidential running mate. Asked to describe the "flavor" of their campaign, Col. Sanders said: "It...
Washington DC - Speaking with This Week host George Stephanapoulos, Bernie Sanders proudly admitted to being a Democratic Socialist and said he wants America to be more like Scandinavia. "We need more fjords," he said. "We have all kinds of wi...
MONTPELIOR, VT - Senator Bernie Sanders will seek the Democratic Party's nomination for President of The People's Republic of Amerika, pitting him against the heavily favored former secretary of state Hillary Clinton, who has her sights set on being...
Buoyed by the phenomenal success of the top-secret federal court that oversees government surveillance, President Obama, in a bold executive move, recently instituted another special court, this one devoted exclusively to the interpretation of campai...
Ellen Stratton, age 73, was Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for its December 1959 issue. She was also the first Playmate of the Year for 1960 and she fully endorses Bernie Sanders for 2016. Ms. Stratton stated the reason for supporting Be...
The current Grand Wizard's of the Klu Klux Klan Forrest Wayne Rattliff, Jed Jordan, and Ryan Hanson, and Taylor Woodson Murphy have voiced their support of Kamala Harris in 2020. In a statement prepared today, KKK Grand Wizard Forrest Wayne Ratlif...
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