Written by Heeke

Sunday, 28 October 2012

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Ms. Stratton Reliving the Pose that made her famous.

Ellen Stratton, age 73, was Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for its December 1959 issue. She was also the first Playmate of the Year for 1960 and she fully endorses Bernie Sanders for 2016.

Ms. Stratton stated the reason for supporting Bernie Sanders was his campaign ad "Feel the Bern" which recently aired for the election cycle. Ms. Stratton said that she thought that any man who could make her feel "Feel The Bern" at her age has got to be a winner in her book.

Although Ms. Stratton is in poor health, she mused that she would give Bernie Sanders a run for his money and even at the tender age of 77, is quite spry and athletic in the sack. She stated that she may make Bernie feel feel the burn when she finishes with him and he may even walk a little funny afterwards.

She reflected on her time in the Playboy mansion and everything she learned from all the fresh young faces back then only added to her repertoire of sexuality. She spoke of teddy parties, nude sunbathing and all the books in the mansion's library such as the Kama Sutra. Ms. Stratton grinned and said, "Boy, those Arabs knew a lot about sexual positions and I sure would love to put President Obama in a few of them for his first time."

Another reason Ms. Stratton is supporting Bernie Sanders is because actress Betty White, age 95, is supporting him. Ms. Stratton added, "If that sawed off old white haired woman can support him, I'll dang sure put him in traction for the rest of his campaign and I'll even give Hillary something to really speak her mind about."

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