A new Island has appeared off the coast of North Carolina in the US with all the grace of an oil tanker dressed as a ballerina auditioning for Swan Lake. Upon its appearance President Trump issued a decree to build a wall around the island. The I...
Mr. Trump has tweeted General Flynn's resignation was due to his speaking too kindly to Russia. Plus Mr. Pence was upset about it. Mr. Trump added his position toward dialogue with Russia does not indicate "softness" toward Russia. That was...
In a shock move, new president Donald Trump has banned all US citizens from entering the United States of America. He introduced an executive order today which repeated promises he made throughout his electoral campaign. In it, he explained that over...
Through the majority of his campaign, Donald Trump fired up much his supporters with vows to undo many of defining policies of President Obama's administration, policies such as Obamacare, international agreements, & not jailing Hillary Clinton.
Washington, DC - With anti-Trump protests occurring along the two U.S. coasts, the US House and Senate are proposing an emergency bill to split the United States into two countries. Donald J. Trump will serve as President of the United Middle Sta...
There's a new flavor of the month reality show coming out every day and it's called America. Citizens are really excited because they have more opportunities to sit on the couch eating dictator tots, while watching the fly by lies become the truth ri...
Former president George W. Bush admitted that he was afraid of words while attending a Republican fund-raiser in Cincinnatti over the summer. Specifically, he was afraid of Donald Trump and all of his "-isms," such as "nativism," "protectionism," and...
After fifty years of police procedurals on television, it has been revealed that every single person in America has been murdered, except one. Thanks to one off murders on a variety of shows from Hill Street Blues to NCIS to Chicago PD to Castle,...
We agreed at the beginning of our association with this site that we wouldn't tackle any issues that our commentary could inflame further. As such we have kept away from the hilarious cluster fuck that is Donald Trump's Presidential campaign. But aft...
In anther appeal to anti-Islamic sentiment republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has stated that he intends to rid the country of Arabic numerals for security reasons. During one of his narcissistic tirades in the middle of a campaign spee...
Ottawa, Canada - In a shocking move, the Canadian government has announced it will be building a wall with the United States. Originally they weren't planning to build a wall along the entire US border, but the government insisted that a wall would m...
Kim Jong-Un (Or Kim Wron-Un as Back and to the Left's editor calls him) has been placed on the "sanctioned persons list" by the good old US of A. We look at what this means about the tiny, inbred moron and if the future spells "WAR" between the US an...
*DISCLAIMER* All names of people and organisations contained herein, barring Mr Trump, are works of fiction and any resemblance to any real figure is purely coincidental WASHINGTON, D.C., January 21st, 2017 - BREAKING: Since President Donald Trump...
Now that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have officially been named their parties representatives at their party's conventions, many Americans are in a dark place. Some were holding out hope that this catastrophe wouldn't actually happen, but now al...
Listen up ISIS. There is a bigger threat these days nearer to home (the USA). While the ISIS operates in the Middle East and has only spouted threats for actual terrorism in mainland USA, there is a regime shaping up that is more terrifying than ISIS...
In a shock move, the BBC announced today that Matt le Blanc would be replaced by the potential Republican nominee, Donald Trump, if he fails to win the presidency later this year. Le Blanc, who disgraced himself earlier this week by eating doughnu...
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