Kim Jong-Un (Or Kim Wron-Un as Back and to the Left's editor calls him) has been placed on the "sanctioned persons list" by the good old US of A. We look at what this means about the tiny, inbred moron and if the future spells "WAR" between the US and N. Korea.
Being placed on the sanctioned persons list means that Kim:
• Wont be sent a Christmas or a Easter card for the length of time he remains on the list
• Isn't allowed to order anything from Amazon online
• Is not allowed to look at the American side of a globe
• He is banned from watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S and How I Met Your Mother
Despite the world taking him about as seriously as we do a One Direction fan making a death threat Kim has always being treated with respect. Not once have outside governments made fun of his statue, poverty riddled country or the fact he can't get aroused without thinking of his amputee cousin. But not the gloves are off as it seems. Three different Generals (this is because they kept getting executed mid speech) delivered an ultimatum to the US:
We the Peoples Republic of North Korea demand that our glorious and handsome leader's Amazon account be unfrozen. He has a Amazon Prime account and would like to watch the new series of Sons Of Anarchy. If you fail to comply within 48 hours we will be forced to take drastic measures.
The US didn't respond because...well do you respond if a kid with learning difficulties swears at you? Of course you don't you just hope their getting the help they deserve.
In response to the no response they got Pyongyang decreed that it would further starve it's people so it could build another rocket to fire into the sea.