Manchester United's Nani was taken off just before half time during the drubbing they were getting from arch-rivals Liverpool. In a fantastic display that the Oscar judges would have been proud of, Nani dropped to the floor after a soft challenge...
Sir Alex Ferguson has launched a furious attack on BBC's Match Of The Day pundit Mark "Lauro" Laurensen after the latter made derogatory comments about Chelsea Loss, grand daughter of Joe Loss, Britain's greatest ever bandleader. Chelsea has kept her...
Sir Alex Ferguson, manager of Manchester United, blamed a simple 'administrative error' for his teams unexpected 2-1 loss against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge today. Sir Alex told us "it was not about quality of play, or our lads performance overall...
There was consternation at Manchester United's Carrington training facility this morning as Sir Alex Ferguson reportedly reported that his favourite pen is missing. An insider told us that Sir Alex is deeply upset that the custom made solid gold W...
Fans of Manchester United are this morning waking up to the amazing news that the job of manager Sir Alex Ferguson is under threat after angry supporters launched a "Get Fergie Out" campaign in the wake of Saturday's gargantuan struggle against non-L...
Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson declared himself "relieved and absolutely delighted " after the Red Devils just made it through to the next round of the FA Cup. Fergie was beaming at the post match press conference and was fulsome in his praise for...
No sooner had the the FA Cup Draw paired mighty Goliaths Manchester United with plucky non-league would-be Davids Crawley Town than Crawley manager Steve Evans' phone was going ballistic, writes The Daily Shitstirrer's Football Bullshit Cashcow Corre...
Breaking news at Sky headquarters where Sir Alex Ferguson had to be restrained from trying to attack Top News Reporter Geoff Shreeves during a press conference. The two have a bit of a history and it's always just a matter of time before something ha...
Kenny Dalglish, the Liverpool manager newly-installed after the sad departure from Merseyside of his predecessor Roy Hodgson, is now officially the oldest manager in the Premier League, claims a report from his good lady wife, Marina. Dalglish, wh...
Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has categorically denied rumours that he plans to remain at the helm at Old Trafford until, and possibly after, he is 100 years old, says Wikileaks. The Scot, 81, was reacting to a news story on the sa...
Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has been photographed literally walking United veteran and former captain, Gary Neville. The Red Devils manager was spotted by onlookers walking Neville across an exclusive golf course in Cheshire, as if he...
In a thriller at the Villa which ended in a 2-2 draw, Sir Alex Ferguson stated that given an extra five minutes, his Manchester United team would have won the match. Seemingly having failed to observe that the referee had already added five and a...
It is reported, on the wires that a UK nuclear submarine, equipped with every high tech system known to man is grounded on rocks off the Isle of Skye, Western Isles, Scotland. A source, close to the Ministry of Defence in London, has disclosed tha...
Old Trafford, Manchester: £200 per Ciggy Pack Wazza who has not been loyal to his wife, understandably is not loyal to his football club and now wants a move from Manchester United and Chewing Gum Fergie. In what has been classic Chewing Gum Ferg...
Media speculation has been mounting over the departure of Wayne Rooney from Manchester United after a supposed bust-up between him and Alex Ferguson. However, according to his wife, Colleen Rooney, Rooney will be staying in Manchester. There has b...
Despite continued denials from Manchester United officials to the contrary, the smart money down Sir Matt Busby Way seems to be on baldy Scouse striker Wayne Rooney departing to Real Madrid in the January transfer window. Insiders say that Sir Ale...
Rumours are tonight circulating that Wayne Rooney could have played his last game for Manchester United after the striker was alleged to have been romantically involved with manager Sir Alex Ferguson's wife, Cathy. It's thought that Rooney may hav...
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