A boy with a mental age of five received a personal message from the Queen, after she found a balloon he had released. Charlie Windsor was one of about 50 hopefuls who had released balloons from their stately homes across England, with tags attach...
London - (Rioters): It stands on a convergence of demonic ley lines in Westmonster's Little George Bush Street where unmarried mothers were once burned at the stake. And twenty two years after the Great Storm of '87 the astrological aspects spell...
London - (Heeby-Jeebies): A large, purple knob of ectoplasm was seen snaking its way out of the Queen's knickers this afternoon during a seance attended by the Bank of England erectile dysfunction, er...hardship! committee. Governor Mervyn King ve...
The Queen's Christmas Message will be shown exclusively live only to subscribers on the internet who will pay at least £4.99. All previously broadcast Royal Christmas Messages have been available on TV. Regal Media - an international agency appoin...
London - (Pillars of Salt): Israeli security service Mossad is closing down Buckingham Palace from Saturday on the eve of Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement. The countdown to the holiest day of the Jewish year starts at sunset on Sunday and lasts un...
London - (Reuterus): It was the last straw. A furious Buckingham Palace resident leech was on the blower to PM Gorgon Brown today after bankers Cuntts & Co bounced her cheque to royal wigmakers Try-Co-Logica. HM the Queen has already had to c...
London - (Altarbuoys!): The last time a Pope visited the UK, back in June 1982, was in the aftermath of the $2 billion collapse of the Vatican Bank. And fifteen days after Pope JP2 Lodge left London for Rome 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi was fou...
London - (Gotcha!) The Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch's chaplain has been reported under arrest following an FBI raid on the US terror industry. The suspect had been under surveillance after banking Bernard Madoff $$$s checks laundered via Pretender to t...
London - (Doomsday Mess): Police are pissing themselves with glee after discovering that a 'rogue meteorite' will smite the Queen on 9/11 this year, and are doing absolutely nothing to stop it. Orders received from the secret World Government have...
Balmoral Castle, Scotland - (Summer Triangle Mess): As the Fuherer's relatives prepare to mark the 70th anniversary of Poland's invasion by Queen Elizabeth's father on 1 September 1939 British astrologers are warning of the imminent collapse of the...
Balmoral Castle - (Grim Reaper Mess): Seventy years after her father invaded Poland Hitler's daughter has locked herself in her Scottish throneroom with a Duchy Originals self-euthanasia kit and a loaded shotgun. Even the twelfth anniversary of P...
Tripoli, Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya - (Rioters): "It's August, it's the Leo new moon and it's almost Ramadan," Buckingham Palace Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon commented on the day's Lockerbie bomber release headlines. As many ha...
London - (Hitler's Daughters Mess): Grieving Afghanistan and Iraq war widows were being rewarded today with the issue of the Elizabeth Double Cross. The medal is being presented to sweeten up war-bereaved spouses along with a personal blow-job fro...
Balmoral, Scotland - (Feast of the Assumption Mess): And it's all over for notorious monarchy hoaxer Mrs Joseph Ratzinger. A frantic late Friday night phone call from Prime Monster Gorgon Brown confirmed the worst: Lockerbie bomber Abdelbase...
A sixteen carat dinosaur coprolite said to be "absolutely flawless" is set to be auctioned off on Saturday, August 9, 2009, by famed auction house Fistme of London. Lord Basil Aneurysm, Royal Proctologist to the Royal Family, found the coprolite in...
LONDON, ENGLAND Queen Elizabeth II has finally caved to pressure from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and switched from bearskin hats to silk turbans for headgear outside Buckingham Palace, where Sikh soldiers have begun guarding the mon...
Ballybollox Castle, Scotland - (Rioters): Michael Jackson's anaesthetist has been secretly airlifted to the Queen's Scottish squat after the NHS refused to top up her Diprivan drip following a hunting accident to her ass. Er, nose! Conrad Murray...
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