London - (Rioters): It stands on a convergence of demonic ley lines in Westmonster's Little George Bush Street where unmarried mothers were once burned at the stake.
And twenty two years after the Great Storm of '87 the astrological aspects spell mayhem for Friday's official state opening of the UK Supreme Court.
"Expect a karmic Michael Fish moment," a Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency source said today, referring to the warning a BBC weather presenter ignored about the ensuing hurricane that battered the UK.
In 2004 at its inception the Agency famously refused to swear allegiance to Queen Elizabeth "because she's the biggest, daftest crook in the entire country - if not the whole world!"
Their dossier of Buckingham Palace high crimes and misdemeanours now exceeds all the combined files on Hitler, Stalin, the Nazis, the Vatican, Al Qaeda and the Bush family.
Kate Middleton is as daft as a brush.
