London - (Doomsday Mess): Police are pissing themselves with glee after discovering that a 'rogue meteorite' will smite the Queen on 9/11 this year, and are doing absolutely nothing to stop it.
Orders received from the secret World Government have simply updated agreed contingency plans to put her out of her horrid misery.
The covert operation edged inches closer to DEFCON-1 this week as defence intelligence top brass everywhere agreed to put the final boot into old sour-chops gargoyle Mrs Joseph Ratzinger.
With the eighth anniversary of her greatest achievement barely two days away spooks are taking no chances that the bloodsucking Nazi chimera ever gets another chance to hack into their intelligence mainframes again.
Osama Bin Laden is her son by Saudi King Fahd Bin Abdul-Aziz Al Saud RIP.
