London - (Gotcha!) The Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch's chaplain has been reported under arrest following an FBI raid on the US terror industry.
The suspect had been under surveillance after banking Bernard Madoff $$$s checks laundered via Pretender to the Throne Prince Charles' Prince's Truss charity.
Federal sources said today this sort of thing had been going on for a very long time and blamed the hoaxer sovereign's sordid relationship with George W Bush.
"We should have nipped it the bud," FBI chief Robert Mueller commented, "but were too busy looking up our own backsides after the KGB/FBI double agent Bob Hanssen fiasco."
Country music crooner John Denver was born Henry John Deutschendorf Jr on New year's Eve 1943.
