The Queen's Birthday Party descended into chaos yesterday and had to be prematurely broken up as a massive food fight broke out between the guests and their hosts. A source told me that the party, attended by heads of state, and various celebritie...
Windsor - (Order of the Gutter): Harbinger of death and totem of volcanic fiascos Comet C/1861 G1 Thatcher, source of the annual 16-26 April Lyrid meteor shower, has been spotted hovering menacingly over Windsor Castle's St George's Chapel. The 1...
David Icke was once thought of as a complete Nutter after he appeared in the Wogan show in 1991, but a lot of what he said has come to be true and he now fills halls all over the world, with his talks about the state of the planet, aliens, Illuminati...
It's true, Liz is planning a 9th 'wedding'. Her newest 'beau' is African American talent manager, Jason Winters, 49. It is no secret that Liz was devestated at the passing of long-time friend Michael Jackson. Concerned 'friends' are now wonder...
At this General Election you won't here any news on television, or newspapers about The Republican Party, because most views are censored just like Nazis censored everything that did not agree with Nazi Philosophy. Lets look at the policies of th...
On the doors being thrown open for him to enter for his audience with the Queen, equerries were surprised when the Prime Minister turned round and walked in backwards. Number ten later confirmed that he had confused his recollection of Tony Blair...
Our esteemed leader, Gordon Brown, has visited The Queen to ask for the dissolution of Parliament ahead of the General Election, but she has flatly refused. Appearing briefly outside Buckingham Palace a flushed Gordon told reporters, "I will be co...
London - (Holy Cow!): The Missus is livid. Decades of watertight cover-up have failed to stop the publication of Joe Ratzinger's 1945 stag night pics, taken at a Hellfire Club temple on the banks of the Thames. Dozens of images posted on the inte...
An official of the Royal Nova Scotia International Tattoo has denied that some Canadians think that Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II is unable to climb Canadian stairs. The 17 stairs in question will take the Queen to a stage at the Tattoo but Cana...
London - (Rioters): In an amusing plan to give freeloading, money-grubbing politicans a massive jolt the Queen is planning to feign death on April Fools Day. The cunning payback plot sees Prime Monster Gorgon Brown rush round to Clarence House to...
The world famous changing of the guard outside Buckingham Palace in London, England, was delayed on Sunday when the Royal House Cavalry forgot that British Summer Time was starting and had not reset their clocks. This event that takes place every...
Windsore - (Holy Ass Mess): The small print in their 1945 prenup is explicit: any scandalous cock-ups/sordid cover-ups involving altar boys, prepubescent choiristers or trainee seminarians will damn their consecrated union for eternity. And a ba...
Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, has said thank you to Countdown, the CH4 game show that tests contestants arithmetic and word making skills. HRH loves to play against her Private Secretaries. She has the show recorded each afternoon and watches i...
London - (Portents): The imminent Lady Day demise comes after hundreds of 'extinct' Ghost Orchids suddenly sprouted on the Buckingham Palace lawn in a spooky coffin-shaped formation. "We counted exactly 407 of the critically endangered species," r...
This morning, Lulu, a six-month-old Tasmanian Devil, chomped on the Queen's shoe and didn't let go. Zookeepers assisted Her Royal Highness by removing the shoe from the Queen, but not the shoe from the devil. Lulu proceeded to devour the en...
London - (Prudence/Jurisprudence Mess): The magnificent Sun/Moon/Mercury/Uranus conjunction at 25 degrees Pisces takes place on the historic day that disgusted Romans sent a clear message to tyrannical despot Gaius Julius Gorgon Brown Caesar. A sn...
London - (Rasputin Mess): An ominous bit of ectoplasm 'just like a sleepwalking Lady Macbeth' has emerged from the Queen's vagina sending terrified royal flunkies absolutely mental. The apparition was seen in the monarch's bedroom at close to midn...
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