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Funny story: MG Rover to buy Ford & General Motors

MG Rover to buy Ford & General Motors

As it seems certain that Ford and General Motors may become bankrupt in the next few months, former bankrupt's MG Rover look certain to buy out the two failing western car manufacturers and move them to China.

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Funny story: A Nightmare On Wall Street, Part 3: The In Denial Dream Warriors

A Nightmare On Wall Street, Part 3: The In Denial Dream Warriors

As the fact that all credit was based on nothing, except one hundred times the actual real wealth that is deposited in the banks, it seems certain that Robert Englund will be recalled to make another Nightmare On Wall Street film, the first since 192...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Celebrate Rodovan Kardzic's Arrest

Al Qaeda Celebrate Rodovan Kardzic's Arrest

The Saudi Sunni Wahhabi Muslim, CIA & MI5 funded by and established by terrorist organisation known as Al Qaeda, today celebrated the arrest of Rodovan Kardzic.

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Funny story: James Callaghan Returns From Dead To Congratulate Gordon Brown

James Callaghan Returns From Dead To Congratulate Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown today told us that an apparition of former British Labour Prime Minister, James Callaghan, apparently appeared in his bedroom last night, like some sort of Wuthering Heights Heathcliff ghost coming back from the moor.

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Funny story: Mystery: Global Warming Scaremongers Vanish!

Mystery: Global Warming Scaremongers Vanish!

The FBI, CIA, MI5, James Bond and many other crime, investigation and intelligence organisations have had their work cut out for them this week, as fake tax pushing so called enviro-MENTAL-ists have started to disappear.

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Funny story: New Olympic Sport: Face Sitting

New Olympic Sport: Face Sitting

This year's Chinese Olympics are to be graced with a new sport that not many people have heard about - the Face Sitting Marathon.

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Funny story: Vegetarians Face Tax Increases for Increasing their CARBON-hydrate Footprint!

Vegetarians Face Tax Increases for Increasing their CARBON-hydrate Footprint!

We've all started to feel the oppressive tyranny wolf that is dressed up in the sheep's clothing of enviro-MENTAL-ism and now it is the veggies turn with the new carbon taxes on all vegetable produce.

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Funny story: 'Assholes For Lies' Demands No Further Investigation Into 911

'Assholes For Lies' Demands No Further Investigation Into 911

911 debunking group Assholes For Lies were shocked by the BBC's latest hit peace of a documentary 'The Conspiracy Files - 911 The Third Tower', which aired on BBC2 on Sunday night.

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Funny story: Plants Try To Kill All Humans For Producing The Life Giving Gas That They Need In The New Film 'The Happening.'

Plants Try To Kill All Humans For Producing The Life Giving Gas That They Need In The New Film 'The Happening.'

In another piece of enviro-MENTAL-ist propaganda, the movie 'The Happening' depicts plant life releasing a compound that will kill all humans, because we are supposedly a threat to them.

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Funny story: NEO Takes Control Of Every Political Party

NEO Takes Control Of Every Political Party

After the great success of the neo-cons (neo conservatives) within the Republican party in the US, and the neo-labs (neo Labour or 'new' Labour as some called them) in the UK, in getting us all to believe we are fighting a none existent enemy...

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Funny story: EU Referendum Lost On Train & Given To TheSpoof.com

EU Referendum Lost On Train & Given To TheSpoof.com

After a flurry of secret government documents and databases holding the personal details of many UK residents conveniently going missing on trains and in the post, TheSpoof.com now brings you the latest piece of confidential government info to go ast...

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Funny story: New Culinary Fad: Mercury On Everything!

New Culinary Fad: Mercury On Everything!

Following the many corporate big pharmaceutical funded scientific reports telling us that mercury in our vaccines is highly nutritious and beneficial to our brains; many celebrity chiefs have started to add it to their dishes.

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Funny story: Churchill Promises Vote On Joining Hitler's New European Empire; No Matter What We Want

Churchill Promises Vote On Joining Hitler's New European Empire; No Matter What We Want

Churchill, leader of our independent nation, today told reporters that he promises us a vote on joining the European super state, unless it looks certain that we will all say no.

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Funny story: Gore: Greenhouses To Be Banned!

Gore: Greenhouses To Be Banned!

Al Gore has started pushing his next wacky vision in order to combat his none existent global warming. He has started to call for all greenhouses to be banned.

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Funny story: Gore: All Essential Elements for Life to Be Taxed, Banned & Controlled.

Gore: All Essential Elements for Life to Be Taxed, Banned & Controlled.

Along with carbon, water vapour (the main greenhouse gas) is to be taxed and heavily controlled, as well as oxygen and sunlight.

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Funny story: Basil, Rosemary and Thyme To Be Banned As Class B Illegal Drugs - Along With Many Other Natural Herbs.

Basil, Rosemary and Thyme To Be Banned As Class B Illegal Drugs - Along With Many Other Natural Herbs.

Legal prescription drugs and alcohol account for hundreds of thousands of deaths in the US and UK each year, but marijuana has accounted for none.

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Funny story: MI5: Trainee Terrorists Wanted!

MI5: Trainee Terrorists Wanted!

A job advertisement that appeared in many newspapers today read:...

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