Written by Clifford Rutley

Tuesday, 22 July 2008

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As the fact that all credit was based on nothing, except one hundred times the actual real wealth that is deposited in the banks, it seems certain that Robert Englund will be recalled to make another Nightmare On Wall Street film, the first since 1929's Black Thrusday and its resulting long term depression.

Robert will again play Freddy 'No Job or Food to Eat' Kruger, who goes around waking people up out of their dreams of better times, to shock them back into reality with the plain fact that their cupboards are bare and their fuel bills are ridiculous.

Robert is keen to play the part again, 'It is a role I've gone back to time and time again, not because I love it, but because it brings in the cash. And, with things looking as bad as they are, I'm going to have to try and make as much money as possible, while the US dollar still has any value to it.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Wall Street

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