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Funny story: Deirdre Wins Acting Award At Last

Deirdre Wins Acting Award At Last

Fantastic news just in for all coronation Street fans and in particular fans of Deirdre Barlow. The actress, played by Anne Kirkbride quickly earned a reputation for having a scratchy voice and rather large glasses. What also emerged was the fact th...

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Funny story: Hollywood Promise For Katie Price

Hollywood Promise For Katie Price

Shrinking violet Jordan, or Katie Price when she wants to be taken seriously, has just announced she is well on the way to becoming a Hollywood actress. Speaking from the opening of an envelope in Covent Garden Katie said, 'I've been sent hun...

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Funny story: Reality TV Programme Actually Has A Result

Reality TV Programme Actually Has A Result

It was champagne all round at Channel 4 Headquarters this week as one of their reality programmes actually served a purpose and someone actually purchased something. Dave and Angela,a lovely couple from Dorset, second marriages both of them and no kids,had quite a lot of money to spend on their dream home in the sun. What normally happens on these programmes is we sit and watch as the lovely...

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Funny story: Duke Of Edinburgh Wins Duke Of Edinburgh Award

Duke Of Edinburgh Wins Duke Of Edinburgh Award

In Royal News, The Duke Of Edinburgh has dumbfounded doubters and been awarded the Duke Of Edinburgh Award for services above and beyond the call of duty. The Prince, or Keith as he's known amongst his close circle of friends, is usually best kn...

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Funny story: Andy Murray SuBo Double Fault Shocker

Andy Murray SuBo Double Fault Shocker

As if losing his third Grand Slam Final without picking up a set wasn't enough, tennis live wire Andy Murray was today double faulted with the horrific news that X-Factor favourite and all round voice of the people Susan Boyle is his biological moth...

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Funny story: Wally For Hollywood

Wally For Hollywood

Exclusive Film News in today from Hollywood where Stephen Spielberg has finally agreed to make 'Where's Wally?' Based on the popular puzzle idea where people spend ages wasting their time trying to find a bespectacled loser, then pointing and shou...

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Funny story: Hovering Man Banned From Cardiff

Hovering Man Banned From Cardiff

Astonishing news today from a Cardiff court where Leighton Brynn-Williams-Bellamy (the only Welshman with a triple barrelled surname) was banned from hovering in public places! The art of levitation has been handed down through generations of his...

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Funny story: The Moon's A Light Bulb

The Moon's A Light Bulb

After years of research a crack team of Scientists from Todmorden in Lancashire have finally proved what many believed. There is no such thing as The Moon, and what we see up there at night is actually a huge Energy saving Light Bulb that we rent...

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Funny story: Tom Jones In Sex Change Shocker

Tom Jones In Sex Change Shocker

Sometimes headlines write themselves and here's one of those.Superstar and ladies heartthrob Tom Jones has bamboozled the medical world and undergone a sex-change.Welsh Crooner Jones, 84, is now a 22 year old Venezuelan supermodel. Speaking from a...

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Funny story: Alexander Meerkat Signs For Chelsea FC

Alexander Meerkat Signs For Chelsea FC

In transfer news Chelsea have rocked the football world and signed Alexander Meerkat for an undisclosed fee. Alexander, 4, from somewhere quite cold, is probably best known for the hilarious adverts where loads of his friends appear and make funny no...

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Funny story: James Blunt Outs Terrorists

James Blunt Outs Terrorists

In the on-going war against terrorism it emerged today that British singer songwriter James Blunt, 53, plays a huge part in hunting down terrorist hideouts and wanted criminals. Colonel Terry Spatchcock of Regiment 113 Division Two explained: '...

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Funny story: Federer Knocked Out of Australian Open

Federer Knocked Out of Australian Open

Sensational news from the Australian Open where world number 2 Roger Federer has been knocked out by rank outsider Frank Leemydear, world number 621. The feat was made even more remarkable by the fact that left hander Frank plays with a SPOON and...

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Funny story: Man With No Ears Wins Grammy Award

Man With No Ears Wins Grammy Award

You can usually rely on America for a headline and this one is certainly a contender. Country & Western singer Garth Proops, 57, has no ears but it hasn't stopped him writing and recording a full album of songs which have now won critical acc...

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Funny story: Are We There Yet? - How Much Longer?

Are We There Yet? - How Much Longer?

You've packed the car, cushions and pillows for the kids, snacks and drinks and sweets to suck. Everything's ready. All you need now is for the wife to be able to read the map for you and be your calming voice as you steer the ship. 'We need to...

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Funny story: Hawking Set For Indy 500

Hawking Set For Indy 500

Car fanatic Stephen Hawking is entering this years Indeanapolis 500 race.The world famous race, where racers tear around a racetrack for 500 laps has become a classic and is watched by fans all over the world. It's a high speed thrills and spills...

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Funny story: Tom Jones Explodes

Tom Jones Explodes

Unbelievable news just in, Tom Jones was doing a farewell gig in Aberystwyth (near Wigan) for an old pal who'd died. He'd been in the area for a while doing a documentary about Leeks and found out the news about his dead friend through a mutual ga...

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Funny story: Portable Music Carrier - It's Witchcraft

Portable Music Carrier - It's Witchcraft

Until just a few years ago music lovers always faced the same predicament when leaving their homes. How can I listen to my music on the go? Well fret no longer. Apparently there is now a gadget that allows you to put one of your CD's in and play...

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