Written by Mr Goster

Thursday, 20 January 2011

Unbelievable news just in, Tom Jones was doing a farewell gig in Aberystwyth (near Wigan) for an old pal who'd died.

He'd been in the area for a while doing a documentary about Leeks and found out the news about his dead friend through a mutual gardening enthusiast.

He's got a bit cocky and gone for one of his high notes-a note he hasn't hit since the mid 70's and he's actually exploded!

Screaming grannies in the first two rows were covered in various Tom excrement but still loved it thinking it was part of the act, but sadly, Tom was rushed to hospital.

Said one fan, 'It's a shame really cos he was quite fit.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Wales, Tom Jones, Celery

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