Portable Music Carrier - It's Witchcraft

Written by Mr Goster

Thursday, 20 January 2011

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Until just a few years ago music lovers always faced the same predicament when leaving their homes. How can I listen to my music on the go?

Well fret no longer. Apparently there is now a gadget that allows you to put one of your CD's in and play whilst you are out and about.

It's called a walkman and those lovely clever people from Sony have cornered the market. So strong is the brand name that even a different make is known as a Sony Walkman. Incredible.

Thirty years ago, a product like this would have been accused of Witchcraft but that's the world we live in. and to think,people used to point at planes too.

Experts also predict that one day, not only will you be able to listen to music on the move,you will be able to play more than one CD worth of music. How will that work? Twin turntables maybe?

All I know is the future looks bright, I'm off for a walk in the park to listen to some music on the move!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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